14 definitions by phil k
This is the place for you if you want to find roads with traffic light after traffic light after traffic light after traffic light AFTER TRAFFIC LIGHT AFTER OH MY GOD HOW MANY TRAFFIC LIGHTS CAN YOU PUT IN ONE QUARTER MILE STRETCH OF ROAD? I JUST WANT TO GET TO THE EXTON MALL SO I CAN WALK AROUND WITH THE GOTH KIDS WHILE NOT EVER BUYING ANYTHING AND GETTING YELLED AT BY MALL COPS FOR SITTING ON THE COUCHES IN THE HALLWAY, AND I HAVE TO STOP EVERY 25 FEET TO GET FROM BUSINESS 30 TO ROUTE 30! But at least the road to the Regal Theater isn't BACKED UP ALL THE WAY FROM THE LIGHT BACK TO THE INTERSECTION OF 30 AND WHITFORD ROAD! AND WHY ARE THEY PUTTING IN A LOWES HERE!?!?!?! ARE THEY PUTTING IN ANOTHER TRAFFIC LIGHT!? THEY ARE!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHHGGG!!
"Yo, wanna go out to Exton, PA, and hit up the mall, then afterwards go see if the bowling palace can find the goodness in their hearts to rent us a lane, then wait in line for 40 minutes to get tickets to see a movie with a bunch of screaming 14-year-olds and get a stomach virus later at Chili's?"
"Sure, lemme just throw on my black shirt, chains, paint fake tears under my eyes and go ask my mommy if she'll drive us out there after taking my sister to dance class."
"Sure, lemme just throw on my black shirt, chains, paint fake tears under my eyes and go ask my mommy if she'll drive us out there after taking my sister to dance class."
by phil k May 31, 2005
1/ not to be confused with "twain towers", a research institute dedicated to the study of the life and times of Huckleberry Finn
2/ Also not to be confused with the string superstore located in new hampshire see Twine Towers
3/ Not to be confused with the second Lord of the Rings movie see overhyped shit
4/ Formerly the worlds tallest building, now renowned as being the most expensive hole in the ground ever created.
5/ an example of how NOT to land an aircraft (unless you hate americans) see rest of the world
2/ Also not to be confused with the string superstore located in new hampshire see Twine Towers
3/ Not to be confused with the second Lord of the Rings movie see overhyped shit
4/ Formerly the worlds tallest building, now renowned as being the most expensive hole in the ground ever created.
5/ an example of how NOT to land an aircraft (unless you hate americans) see rest of the world
"aim for the one on the left mohammed, don't worry if you miss, there are two of them"
"excuse me sir, do you have a copy of Microsoft flight simulator with the Twin towers in, dont worry about the landing, i just need to know how to take off."
"excuse me maam, do you know the way to Twine towers? I need a new shoelace. for my shoe-bomb"
"excuse me sir, do you have a copy of Microsoft flight simulator with the Twin towers in, dont worry about the landing, i just need to know how to take off."
"excuse me maam, do you know the way to Twine towers? I need a new shoelace. for my shoe-bomb"
by phil k May 4, 2005
The epitome of a city. i.e lots of people crammed into a small space, all of whom are competing to kill, rob, maim, eat each other.yes, i have been there. and it made my asthma worse. How many people do you see wearing a " i love Asthma" t-shirt.
A good a reason as any to smash a jumbo jet into a tower.
A good a reason as any to smash a jumbo jet into a tower.
"New York, New York. So good they hit it twice...with airplanes laden with aviation fuel"
"i once bought weed in washington square, i got ripped off"
"The big apple...if you can imagine an apple with 3000 dead bankers throwing themselves out of the window."
"i once bought weed in washington square, i got ripped off"
"The big apple...if you can imagine an apple with 3000 dead bankers throwing themselves out of the window."
by phil k May 4, 2005
by phil k May 4, 2005
by phil k May 14, 2005
This is when you nearly hiccup, but instead of "cupping" you burp instead.
This usually occurs after after a post-meal smoke.
You have a meal, then go for a ciggarette. Normally after the first puff you experience the "hic-burp".
And the more you try to stop it from occuring, the worse it gets. And don't even try to speak.
This usually occurs after after a post-meal smoke.
You have a meal, then go for a ciggarette. Normally after the first puff you experience the "hic-burp".
And the more you try to stop it from occuring, the worse it gets. And don't even try to speak.
Person 1:
Hey man what do you think of the new Star Wars?
Person 2:
Its cool except... (puffs on ciggie).."Hic..."
"Hic-Burp! "...oh, excuse m..."hic.......BURP!"
Person 2 :
Ha. You got the hic-burps!!!
Hey man what do you think of the new Star Wars?
Person 2:
Its cool except... (puffs on ciggie).."Hic..."
"Hic-Burp! "...oh, excuse m..."hic.......BURP!"
Person 2 :
Ha. You got the hic-burps!!!
by phil k May 25, 2005