Definitions by peter

elfrieda

When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.

boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.

elfrieda by Peter April 16, 2004

poster child

an insult, likening someone to one of the children on the Jerry Lewis promotional poster for his telethon. aka: Jerry's Kid

That dude needs help, that friggin' poster child.

poster child by Peter April 16, 2004

special olympics hopeful 

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

special olympics hopeful by Peter April 16, 2004

Shaulis 

When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.

Husband: I better take Otis out before he pulls another Shaulis.

Shaulis by Peter April 16, 2004

green screen

Antiquated computer system, most commonly the AS400. The monitor showed a black background with green text.

Man, I'm sure glad we got rid of those green screens.

green screen by Peter April 15, 2004

Harvard on the hill 

Typically of a Junior College; specifically of Moorpark College, in Moorpark, CA.

Bobken: So you going to Northridge next year.
Hidalgo: No, I'll probably go to Harvard on the hill.

Harvard on the hill by Peter April 15, 2004

tank 

The act of having forceful sex

"i tanked that bitch last night"

tank by peter April 8, 2004