peter's definitions

penismorphious

The art of being able to change from one sex to the other for the sake of a position at work..Ask Lis.

She was going through the process know as penismorphious so she could advance at work!

by Peter September 21, 2005

Thai Beef

The vaginal lips of a Thai virgin, used in various oriental dishes. A delicacy.

"Tyler ordered best Schezwan Thai Beef at Aja the other night, that shit is fucked up"

by Peter February 14, 2005

Dwight Gooden

Rookie of the year at 20. Cy Young award at the age of 21. 100 wins by 25. The biggest question early on was not whether he would win 300 games, but if he could reach 400. He outdueled Nolan Ryan to lead the Mets to their first World Series victory in 15 years. Countless scouts called Gooden the best pitching prospect in the past 50 years. With a rising fastball in the high 90's and a Koufax-like curve, Doctor K had it all. What transpired in the next 10 years is one of the most tragic sports stories, for his bout with substance abuse ruined the career of potentially the greatest pitcher since WWII. Oh, what could have been....

See: Len Bias, Darryl Strawberry, Jose Canseco et al.

by Peter December 11, 2003

pizarks

a cool tenessee guy into cars

look at that pizarks haulin ass in his bitchin chevelle, pizarks is the man

by peter January 9, 2005

Bullp

A small knob-like thing ontop of a large building or structure.

Look, there's a bullp on that castle.

by Peter March 30, 2004

fietsenrek

A great object where you stack your bike in (or "fiets"), when you are somewhere.

One took Terry anally.
He didn't like.

OmG CHECK THAT FIETSENREK @ SCHOOL

by Peter April 14, 2005

Bastaard

Dutch translation of the word "Bastard" meaning is the same.

Die hond is een Bastaard (The dog is a bastard)

by Peter July 2, 2003