peter's definitions

catfish

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

by Peter February 24, 2004

widget

Derived from a computer programming term, "widget" refers to a virtual object with default settings. In the context of Internet dating, a widget is a man or woman known through his or her on-line profile. A widget remains a widget even when real names have been exchanged. After several in-person meetings, a widget can be referred to by his or her actual name.

So, have you hooked up with any widgets lately?

by Peter February 25, 2004

choda

the stinky sweaty smagma between your star and your pouch

the white buildup after a hard days work

by Peter February 29, 2004

first kiss

what a Rabbi does after he performs a circumcision

So, did he get his festkis?

by peter March 2, 2004

Barden

a groper who gropes everything he comes into contact with,

A Barden

by Peter March 8, 2004

your mom

"your mom" tries to make the victim believe that the attacker is acquainted with the victim's mother.

Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.

by Peter March 13, 2004

Al-Block

The distance of a normal city block multiplied by 10.

A mall is two Al-Blocks from my house.

by Peter March 20, 2004