pete's definitions

Myspace Photo

Any photo taken by photographing oneself in the bathroom mirrior.

I took my myspace photo in the bathroom.

by Pete December 27, 2004

azzripper

um, when a female snorts coke out of an ass crack

damn, she azzripped that line!

by pete March 17, 2005

Sasserfras

Name give to someone who is a ginger person.
See Sass

Look at the stupid fucking Sasserfras!

by Pete December 2, 2004

clothesline

a head high tackle in rugby

"he clotheslined that guy"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Pieman

An incredibly large person, known for his love of fast food, especially the pies for sale at half time at a football (soccer) match. Tends to take up more than one seat, and obscures the view when you're trying to watch the match.

Oi, pieman, move it so I can see the pitch!

by Pete October 6, 2004

squamp

1. A clogged toilet.
2. A bad situation.
3. To beat; to kill.

1. Dude, there's a squamp in there.
2. Code Red! It's a squamp!
3. I squamped 'em.

by Pete January 19, 2004

what the ladies want

Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.

What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing

by Pete September 7, 2003