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tunatown 

It was the first time I visited tunatown for a while last night, and I loved every minute of it.
tunatown by Pete October 6, 2004
Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.

It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.
Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?

Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.

Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.

Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.
Klute by Pete October 6, 2004
A person with a disproportionately small head. A pinhead.
"Hey check out that meecon, his head looks like a grape"
meecon by pete October 5, 2004
If you want to say the word piss (urinate) with a little more class, use the word pisseth. Works well with other forms of archaic language, particularly from the KJV Bible.
Dost thou need to pisseth, pray tell?

2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:
pisseth by Pete October 5, 2004
To look at girls in a sexual way.
I see you skegging up that girl over there, don't try to deny it!
skeg by Pete October 2, 2004
A seagull - if you live in a seaside town you'll know that to go outside you'll need to carry an umbrella with you to stop yourself being covered in bird droppings.
God, thats the third time those shitehawks have got me this week. Another trip to the dry cleaners...
Shitehawk by Pete September 30, 2004

trouser sneeze

The eruption smelly gas coming out of the anus. Sometimes it makes a noise sometimes it doesn't. The one that makes a noise is known as a trouser sneeze. You have to be careful not to follow through. See fart, trump and air biscuit.
"I've just done a trouser sneeze lads"
trouser sneeze by Pete September 25, 2004