by Pete May 01, 2004
A combination of "Confused" and "Puzzled" with the same meaning as both. If said confidently enough, people tend to either not notice it, or consider it a real word.
The math problem with the quadratic formula had me really CONFUZZLED, especially because it was on an English test.
by Pete February 28, 2003
A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."
Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.
Peter: Problems, what problems?
Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.
Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
Peter: Problems, what problems?
Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.
Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
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