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Most commonly refers to a bed, but sometimes to a sleeping bag. A private place for a good spank of the monkey.
by Pete May 30, 2006
Get the wanksack mug.A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.
by Pete August 29, 2005
Get the vomitometer mug.An organisation created by St Aidan's College, Durham to prevent the destruction of their own college due to the acidic, stella artois and "dirty shop" kebab saturated puke that seemed to be deposited everywhere. The mission of the Vom Watch was to name and shame any fresher who soiled the college carpets with puke and to ensure the cleaning bill was kept to a minimum.
Damn, Vom Watch rated me ten out of ten for that massive chunder I did at the formal last night. God, my head hurts...
by Pete August 29, 2005
Get the Vom Watch mug.The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.
I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...
by Pete May 22, 2005
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