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crush hour

What "rush hour" really should be called, that wonderful time when you have lots of company, wanted and unwanted but usually the latter, on the bus or train or both. A good reason to take sick leave when you're down three days later with the cold that that sneezing a****** gave you.
I came in to work late so I have to face the heart of crush hour when I'm ready to go home.
by pentozali March 18, 2008
mugGet the crush hourmug.

house moss

The tufts and whorls of accumulated dust and dirt that form on floors and under couches, beds, etc. because you haven't swept those rooms in a while.
Danny, clean up that house moss right now!
by pentozali April 9, 2006
mugGet the house mossmug.

Bolivia

A beautiful country in the Andes Mountains of South America. Renowned for its part as the center of Inca culture and hard-working, very friendly, family-oriented people, and beautiful music in Quechua, Aymara, Chipaya, Guarani, and Spanish. Unfortunatunately at present, Bolivia is under control of a socialist dictator, Evo Morales, who, while keeping the multinational corporations (including McDonald's) out of the country and helping his own people, the Aymara, to have a greater ethnic consciousness, is known to have frequent drunken bouts, is in cahoots with the ranting, anti-US policies of Hugo Chavez of Venezuela and Raul Castro of Cuba, and is strongly anti-Semitic and may have ties to a number of terrorist organizations worldwide. What Bolivia really needs is a competant, sober, democratically-minded President who can work with all of Bolivia's ethnic groups equally well, reintroduce multinational corporations prn but with strictly enforced rules about how they handle finances, control pollution, and use their parcels of land, and not allow himself/herself to be swayed by the demands of terrorist organizations.
Bolivia has good-looking people.
by pentozali September 11, 2013
mugGet the Boliviamug.

Ronnie Rulebook

A person that creates rules and consistently plays by them, often to an obnoxious degree.
We have no choice but to do what Ronnie Rulebook says. The top brass have a new leader and they have to make everything look good for him.
by pentozali June 26, 2009
mugGet the Ronnie Rulebookmug.

Maplume

Still another Pokemon we'd like to see: a Grass-type shaped like a maple leaf, with one stem, two three-digited hands and feet each, a Wobbuffet-like face and a deceptively placid look. Maplume has the ability to paralyze its opponents with its Sticky Sap and Squeeze attacks. Pronounced "MAY-ploohm".
Jigglypuff is putting all those Maplume to sleep!
by pentozali March 9, 2008
mugGet the Maplumemug.

doot

A person who is either about to go on jury duty or is already on a case, clueless about what goes on in criminal law procedures despite orientation in the waiting room and instructions from the judges. Also spelled "dut", both spellings pronounced to rhyme with "boot". From "jury DUTy".
What a pain in the butt! It's time for me to talk to that doot in front of me at the courthouse!
by pentozali February 4, 2009
mugGet the dootmug.

church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.
Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!
by pentozali October 18, 2006
mugGet the church bellmug.

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