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mclean bible church

a church that has grown big and fast and anyone who doesnt go to church at all calls it a cult, but really more people go to it than dont. like 3,000 people go there.

besides, if that many people go there, how can it be a cult?
if u think MBC is a cult than u obviously havent gone there but hate it because everyone else does
by peaches July 24, 2004
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penis colata

a drink you ask for with a deep accent at 7-11
hey mis-ter, you seeem to be outta dis penis colata

-or, while singing loudly in 7-11-

"if u like penis colata"
by Peaches June 16, 2004
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flint hill

very rich white school in washington dc area. rivals of potomac, this school has an excellent basketball and golf program, wealthy families, and well dressed/smart students. you can typically find them wearing lacoste, north face, polo and other expensive brands on the weekend, practicing lacrosse or driving around in their bmw's and mercedes. as a previous definition states, flint hill kids are "smart as they are wealthy".
georgetown day guy: "look at those attractive girls in the bmw over there"

flint hill guy: "yeah they go to my school."
by peaches January 19, 2005
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Head

A fucking CRAZY ex-member of Korn who thinks that God talks to him and wants to kill 50 Cent.
Head forgot to take his pills, so he quit Korn and wrote a poem about a shitty rapper.
by Peaches March 30, 2005
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bumpalitisfitis

nasty bumps on the back of peoples heads, face, bodies, etc...

razor bumps

skin rashes
ugh...He got bumpalitisfitis.
by peaches August 12, 2004
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lezzer

The way the british pretain the word "lesbian."
"I saw two lezzers making out on the subway."
"That's gross chap, care for some chips and fish?"
by peaches February 18, 2005
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mclean bible church

a large church that confuses most of the people who see it. Unknown to most of these people, large churches are ALL OVER the united states, with 20-25 churches this size in Atlanta alone.

"Bible church" is not a denomination, and as such mclean bible church answers to no church body on policy but believes in the bible alone as the source of "church polcy"
why does mclean bible church have video games and a gym in church? does that still count as church?

If it teaches the word of God, and if Jesus is the focus, then why not use video games to attract people who might otherwise not come?

who says church has to be boring?
by peaches June 5, 2005
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