Seeing the long list of chores he had written for himself to do in a day, the boy's mother said, "You've got an awful lot on your plate there, son!"
by paulpaxman January 21, 2010
The very real irony of the incoming president filling out his cabinet with SCROTUM is that none of them has any real balls.
by paulpaxman January 16, 2017
What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.
by paulpaxman January 10, 2017
Containing the meaning of and combining the two words precarious and proletariat, we arrive at a new word which aptly describes the job insecurity our current generation of graduates must deal with.
While the Wall Street fat-cats toast each others' success with champagne above the fray, the NYPD pick off the precariat protesters with pepper spray in the streets below.
by paulpaxman October 02, 2011
When the folks next door are screaming bloody murder at each other, they're using the "ghetto phone," that is, they are being so loud everyone in the neighborhood (hood, ghetto) can hear them.
"Get off the ghetto phone and talk nice to me, I ain't done nuthin' that bad that you gotta get all over my shit."
by paulpaxman August 21, 2009
Time for making love. After the hard work of the harvest is done, and to relieve the pent-up tension of not being able to mate because of sweltering August weather (you know - sleeping on the porch, all the windows open, etc...). Also copulation at this time traditionally brought pregnancy to term after spring planting but well before the next year's harvest.
When the weather's hot and sticky there's no time for dunkin' dickie; when the frost is on the punkin that's the time for dickie dunkin'! - anonymous pithy verse
Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!
Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!
by paulpaxman September 05, 2009
by paulpaxman August 22, 2009