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Definitions by paulpaxman

the frost is on the pumpkin 

Time for making love. After the hard work of the harvest is done, and to relieve the pent-up tension of not being able to mate because of sweltering August weather (you know - sleeping on the porch, all the windows open, etc...). Also copulation at this time traditionally brought pregnancy to term after spring planting but well before the next year's harvest.
When the weather's hot and sticky there's no time for dunkin' dickie; when the frost is on the punkin that's the time for dickie dunkin'! - anonymous pithy verse

Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!
Condom. Short for "French Letter," a term used for condoms by soldiers during the two Worlds Wars in Europe, but almost never spoken in full.

Spoken as ef-el.
I don't wanna catch the clap but I'm plumb out of bloody FLs.
FL by paulpaxman September 4, 2009

ghetto phone 

When the folks next door are screaming bloody murder at each other, they're using the "ghetto phone," that is, they are being so loud everyone in the neighborhood (hood, ghetto) can hear them.
"Get off the ghetto phone and talk nice to me, I ain't done nuthin' that bad that you gotta get all over my shit."
ghetto phone by paulpaxman August 21, 2009
Ach jonghe, who left his damn frikkie here on the sidewalk.
frikkie by paulpaxman August 21, 2009