paul hinton's definitions

saftey tape

in recording studios!
if the origonal tape on the reel to reel cuts or gets jammed or some how the recorder breaks down, you always got another recorder with the "saftey tape" in as back up, one of stevie ray vaughans albums was recorded on stevie wonders saftey tape for his layers of love album.

jimbo the gonnabe famous:oh no the recorders stopped recording halway through my song,
dave the studio owner: oh its ok keep goin don't worry, the saftey tapes there, its alright, we got it.
jimbo:oh crickey thank the good lord.

by paul hinton May 15, 2006

Shire

a county, staffordshire, yorkshire, lincolnshire, its also the name of a big work pony, called the shyre oss or shire horse or just shire pony, counties in the former english colonies are also called shires

I'm from a small village in the south stafford"shire" coal feilds,

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

stinger

the nettles, when you touch em they sting you, the stinger is natures way of stopping you walking a trail of destruction in the bush.

ahhh just got stung by a stinger

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

l98

a riffle the british army lend to kids on their thirteenth birthday, its just a training riffle, you have to cock every time you shoot. Its the uglyest riffle in existance, horrable shape. cadets and youth armys are just a way to brainwash the young ns to goto war and join thereal army later on in life, how else dya think they get enough people mad enough to join. its good money if you don't mind the risk of dying befor your time.

you wouldnt last long on the real battlefeild with this plastic single shot thing, the l98 is a good trainer though.

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

cack

staffordshire english for shit, crap shyte, dung,

arrr looka tha oss cack in the road

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

blues

when you baby just died of cot death, ya wife left ya, you mom and dad died in a fire at their house, you hooked on coke and you've just been mugged, and you got a pain in the balls, you've just been stabbed, and it drives ya to pick up a guitar and learn to play the blues, but you realise you ain't got enough doe to buy a guitar, and the rent man is thinking of kickin you out. when you do finally get a guitar and learn to play it real well you get electrocuted and die cause you had a dodgy amp. then the devil grabs you keeps you in hell for eternity.

he he now thats blues.

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

crikey

its not really australian as such, origonally men of the english black country, us working class midlanders always uses this word insteda saying "oh god", white ausies musta borrowed the word from our prisoners.

john: oh crikey, walsall are loosing, why dow they get the ball out to the em,
mick: I know, they bloody hopeless

by paul hinton May 15, 2006