paul hinton's definitions

stinger

the nettles, when you touch em they sting you, the stinger is natures way of stopping you walking a trail of destruction in the bush.

ahhh just got stung by a stinger

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

Pork Rind

a snack, its deep fried peices of pork fat, ya can gerrem from the butchers and the pubs, its very tasty, they also call em pork scrachings or pork crackling, they meck em all around the world, and are popular in the midlands region of england and the southern states of america!!

gorra gooen ge' maya bagga pork rind aer kid

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

Boomerang

an aborigonal hunting stick, they throw em in the flocks of budgerigars, to bring em down, so they can cook em for food, the name budgerigar, derives from the aborigonal word for "good food", the old hunters boomerang is a slightly curved wooden wing with a bladed edge, smoothly shaped so it glides through the air nicely!!!!

boomerang aye

john:hey look at thar ol abbo, huntin them budgies down
jimmy: yeah theyre havin a barbie tonighte
john: shall we ask em if we can join em
jimmy: arr

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

saftey tape

in recording studios!
if the origonal tape on the reel to reel cuts or gets jammed or some how the recorder breaks down, you always got another recorder with the "saftey tape" in as back up, one of stevie ray vaughans albums was recorded on stevie wonders saftey tape for his layers of love album.

jimbo the gonnabe famous:oh no the recorders stopped recording halway through my song,
dave the studio owner: oh its ok keep goin don't worry, the saftey tapes there, its alright, we got it.
jimbo:oh crickey thank the good lord.

by paul hinton May 15, 2006

yo mama

some pussy yankee joke that aye even funny, and they too coward to say yo dada, cause they know you beat the shit out of em if they did.

yo mama,
yes i'm his mom your takin about and I'll beat the shit out you.

by paul hinton May 22, 2006

l98

a riffle the british army lend to kids on their thirteenth birthday, its just a training riffle, you have to cock every time you shoot. Its the uglyest riffle in existance, horrable shape. cadets and youth armys are just a way to brainwash the young ns to goto war and join thereal army later on in life, how else dya think they get enough people mad enough to join. its good money if you don't mind the risk of dying befor your time.

you wouldnt last long on the real battlefeild with this plastic single shot thing, the l98 is a good trainer though.

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

saddler

someone from walsall, the borough is known as the "saddlers county",the town is famous for making english horse saddles, charles dickens once decribed the town as
"the town of a hundred trades".

bill: i'm proud to be a saddler
jimmy: a yop gooin t'watch wer'sall play tonight
bill: arr, up the saddlers!!!!!

by paul hinton December 28, 2005