paul hinton's definitions

pork scratchings

pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!

john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

slacks

a mountain of coal,

when we was kids we used to play up the slacks!!!

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

l98

a riffle the british army lend to kids on their thirteenth birthday, its just a training riffle, you have to cock every time you shoot. Its the uglyest riffle in existance, horrable shape. cadets and youth armys are just a way to brainwash the young ns to goto war and join thereal army later on in life, how else dya think they get enough people mad enough to join. its good money if you don't mind the risk of dying befor your time.

you wouldnt last long on the real battlefeild with this plastic single shot thing, the l98 is a good trainer though.

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

saddler

someone from walsall, the borough is known as the "saddlers county",the town is famous for making english horse saddles, charles dickens once decribed the town as
"the town of a hundred trades".

bill: i'm proud to be a saddler
jimmy: a yop gooin t'watch wer'sall play tonight
bill: arr, up the saddlers!!!!!

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

stinger

the nettles, when you touch em they sting you, the stinger is natures way of stopping you walking a trail of destruction in the bush.

ahhh just got stung by a stinger

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

Shire

a county, staffordshire, yorkshire, lincolnshire, its also the name of a big work pony, called the shyre oss or shire horse or just shire pony, counties in the former english colonies are also called shires

I'm from a small village in the south stafford"shire" coal feilds,

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

yo mama

some pussy yankee joke that aye even funny, and they too coward to say yo dada, cause they know you beat the shit out of em if they did.

yo mama,
yes i'm his mom your takin about and I'll beat the shit out you.

by paul hinton May 22, 2006