he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..
i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.
i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.
by Paul December 30, 2004
Get the true championmug. You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
by Paul June 18, 2006
Get the macbook promug. 
Get the Egg Beatermug. A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.
Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
by Paul June 19, 2004
Get the North Cantonmug. A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.
by Paul March 22, 2005
Get the monkey womanmug. by paul September 19, 2003
Get the poop minermug. A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.
by Paul February 02, 2005
Get the john maddenmug.