patrick's definitions

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

masochist

Person who gets off on hurting themself.

Albert Fish is a masochist who eats children.

by Patrick January 26, 2003

dooche bag

1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone

1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.

by Patrick April 19, 2005

Bag

To kill, as in put someone in a body bag.

Yo, I just bagged that mofo.

by Patrick November 6, 2003

Smizzart

Smart

You didn't put gas in the car, oh that's smizzart!

by Patrick October 27, 2003

cum burger

Dried up cum.

Andrew left a cum burger on Sarah.

by Patrick January 7, 2004

woofter

one who does it with dogs, hense the woof

Here comes john walkin` his dog, What a woofter!

by Patrick December 22, 2004