patrick's definitions

pump n' sleep

process of having sex very quickly and falling over to sleep immediately after

That bitch was so annoying, I had to pull a pump n' sleep on her.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

by patrick March 10, 2004

Hadoken

ha·do·ken


v. ha·do·kened, ha·do·ken·ing, ha·do·kens

1. To create and shoot a fireball from one's hands, usually of bluish hue, using secret ninja powers.


n.

1. The act of hadokening.
2. The fireball created during the act of hadokening.


interj.

1. Spoken or exclaimed while hadokening.


From Japanese hadou, surge, doki, wrath, and ken, sphere.


ha·do·ken·er n.
ha·do·ken·a·ble adj.
ha·do·ken·ly adv.

M. Bison was defeated by Ryu's hadoken.

by Patrick March 8, 2004

hokey

(adj.) Something that is viewed with suspicion and/or cornyness, (i.e. a hokey sales pitch)

That was one hokey-ass movie we just saw.

by Patrick January 27, 2004

poing

To jump exitedly into the air, like a bounce but with more emphasis on the leaping. See sluggy freelance for details. used online excessively.

*poing* Torg!

by Patrick January 10, 2004

write off

A stupid person.

Andrew is such a write off.

by Patrick January 7, 2004

cum burger

Dried up cum.

Andrew left a cum burger on Sarah.

by Patrick January 7, 2004