pat's definitions

Tomas Repka

The fucking best Czech defender West Ham United have ever had.

Super, Super Tom
Super, Super Tom
Super, Super Tom
Super Tomas Repka

by Pat June 19, 2006

Trangle

To thrust with your hand towards the gooch of someone with 1-5 fingers.

Yesterday Nick trangl'd me so hard i farted.

by Pat November 12, 2004

quad

a quarter of an ounce

let me cop a quad

by PAT September 25, 2003

Lewiston

The only city in Maine that has as many empty stores as crackheads. Also the only city in Maine that no one wants and thinks we should give to Massachusetts. Mainers manage to trick out of staters to go here by saying Bates is a good college but all the students there just buy drugs with their parents money.

Massachusetts kid: Im going to visit my Aunt in Lewiston, whats it like there?
Maine kid: Bro its just druggies and empty store fronts

by pat October 27, 2014

poonspiration

vaginal excretion when aroused.

The poonspiration accumulated on the outer edges of her labia as she got more aroused.

by Pat November 19, 2003

Blacktress

An actress of African-American descent.

Blacktress, Queen Latifah is quite the large woman.

by pat August 7, 2004

marriage

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.

I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.

by Pat January 4, 2004