half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
by Pat June 18, 2006
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pub

Bush and the Pubs are going to defeat the Dems in 2004.
by Pat October 01, 2003
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queer

one who is not straight; a lover of men; a gaylord
comes from the word gay
nick morin is a queer
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Asleslem

Background below. A one word solution from the kiladian language for the term "I know you just didn't." This is often used as a reaction to unruly actions or assaults of character.
1.) Then came the whily tiger as he stepped upon the plains of the willapadoo mountain range. Evil roosters crowded out upon the step of Cornelius' abode known as Kiladwa, named after an ancient pie passed down for generations, until it was eaten. The devourer of the pie soon died and was named Asleslem, meaning "I know you just didn't."

2.)
Person 1: I forgot to do my homework.
Person 2: WTF JIMMAY WTF. ASLESLEM!
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Puddie

Hey do you know where I can score some puddie
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relative humidity

It's that little drop of sweat that beads up on the back of your neck and dribbles down your back, thru your crack and eventually drips off of your ball while your fucking you sister.
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styles

1 different ways in which something can be done, said, or thought.
2 an infatuation among young people who wish to create "their own style". considered utterly useless by NORMAL-AGED people, who insist all should share one uniform style. essentially, the cause of every war.
Man: i got slick shoes brotha and some kicks and shit man, and yo, its tight brotha
Man #2: that man has STYLE!
by pat July 13, 2003
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