parlez's definitions
a highly secret and mysterious organisation, which Lemony Snicket often mentions in his series of unfortunate books about the lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. it has been suggested that its volunteers work to investigate and extinguish intentionally started fires, but nothing is certain.
V.F.D volunteers use a great number of complex codes to communicate safely, and the commonly used password is
'The World Is Quiet Here' - but do not tell anyone that...
V.F.D volunteers use a great number of complex codes to communicate safely, and the commonly used password is
'The World Is Quiet Here' - but do not tell anyone that...
by parlez January 19, 2005
Get the V.F.Dmug. an extremely talented cockney ragamuffin comedian with razor sharp timing and the cheekbones to match, noel fielding is one half of the amazing Mighty Boosh (the other half being the fabulous Julian Barratt).
the pointy-faced Noel plays all manner of curious characters in The Mighty Boosh radio, tv and live shows, the main one being Vince Noir; Rock N Roll Star/Goth Fairy/Electro Poof
( a few other examples for ya: an evil green cockney manwitch, a mexican sex-crazed bongo player and a funky transexual merman :D)
Noel is also a celebrated stand-up in his own right, with his surreal and fantastical style enchanting pretty much anyone who has the fortune of seeing him perform.
i think you may be able to tell from the above gushing that he's also a tad gorgeous. actually, make that friggin' HOT. in a pointy way.
:D
the pointy-faced Noel plays all manner of curious characters in The Mighty Boosh radio, tv and live shows, the main one being Vince Noir; Rock N Roll Star/Goth Fairy/Electro Poof
( a few other examples for ya: an evil green cockney manwitch, a mexican sex-crazed bongo player and a funky transexual merman :D)
Noel is also a celebrated stand-up in his own right, with his surreal and fantastical style enchanting pretty much anyone who has the fortune of seeing him perform.
i think you may be able to tell from the above gushing that he's also a tad gorgeous. actually, make that friggin' HOT. in a pointy way.
:D
"noel fielding has girl hair and wears makeup...why oh why is he still so blummin' attractive?!"
"Vince Noir..........Electro Poof"
"I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed yer!"
"I'm Old Greeeeeeegg!"
"Vince Noir..........Electro Poof"
"I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed yer!"
"I'm Old Greeeeeeegg!"
by parlez April 30, 2006
Get the noel fieldingmug. this is an infinately more irritating variation on the infamous "are we theeeeere yet?" question, which is relentlessly asked by bored children on long car jouneys.
whereas the question "are we there yet?" makes sense - seeing as you're talking about the place that you are HEADING to that you haven't actually REACHED yet - the question "are we here?" (which is asked as the journey is drawing to a close) is entirely infuriating. the reason is this: whenever, and WHEREever, you utter this question, the answer will always be 'yes! of course we're 'here' you silly child!! you could at least ask an annoying question that makes SENSE!!"
jees...
whereas the question "are we there yet?" makes sense - seeing as you're talking about the place that you are HEADING to that you haven't actually REACHED yet - the question "are we here?" (which is asked as the journey is drawing to a close) is entirely infuriating. the reason is this: whenever, and WHEREever, you utter this question, the answer will always be 'yes! of course we're 'here' you silly child!! you could at least ask an annoying question that makes SENSE!!"
jees...
parent: "ooh look, there's the sign for our hotel!"
child: "are we here?"
parent: *flips out and chucks child out of window*
child: "are we here?"
parent: *flips out and chucks child out of window*
by parlez January 18, 2005
Get the are we here?mug. a very talented and well-known canadian comic actor (whose face-pulling abilities have often earnt him the label 'rubber-faced'...a surprisingly accurate description)
he has been recognized by just about everyone everywhere as both a fantabulous funny guy and impressively serious actor. go jim.
he has been recognized by just about everyone everywhere as both a fantabulous funny guy and impressively serious actor. go jim.
a selection of funny guy films:
~ The Mask
~ Liar Liar
~ The Grinch
~ Ace Ventura
~ Bruce Almighty
~ A Series of Unfortunate Events
a selection of serious actor films:
~ The Truman Show
~ Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
~ Man On The Moon
~ The Mask
~ Liar Liar
~ The Grinch
~ Ace Ventura
~ Bruce Almighty
~ A Series of Unfortunate Events
a selection of serious actor films:
~ The Truman Show
~ Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
~ Man On The Moon
by parlez January 21, 2005
Get the jim carreymug. a slightly more elaborate and vastly more amusing version of the simple insult div or divvy, as this version implies that the insultee is without much wit, as well as being a div.
by parlez February 17, 2005
Get the divwitmug. something that doesn't really gain you any marks at all - teachers just enjoy laughing at you whilst you spend every waking hour frantically doing it, lose your sanity and then, inevitably, your hair.
solution: write copious ammounts of crap to punish the poor sod who has to mark it. mwah hah.
solution: write copious ammounts of crap to punish the poor sod who has to mark it. mwah hah.
...I have chosen this hypothesis because it is now 3am and my brain has actually just given up, slipped out of my ear and run off with the cat.
by parlez February 8, 2005
Get the courseworkmug. To fall over in a spectacular or amusing fashion, often to the immense amusement of the people around you.
by parlez February 21, 2005
Get the stack itmug.