divvy

a simple and highly amusing insult, which probably has a deep and very interesting origin, of which i kno nothing. i just like saying it. so if u ARE interested in learning where this insult came from, please read the other definitions on this here page.

u divvy.
"stop being such a divvy, u big divvy, u!"
by parlez January 18, 2005
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flip

1) to get very angry and slightly out of control

2) a polite substitute for the word 'fuck'
1) if you don't stop singing in my ear i am seriously going to flip!!

2) what the flip?!
by parlez January 30, 2005
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lemony snicket

the mysterious author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, who is also a character in the books.

his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.

oh, and he is also fictional.
his works to date:

The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto
by parlez January 11, 2005
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jack sparrow

the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner's at...
"Me? I'm just dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.....honestly"
by parlez December 03, 2003
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omg

quick, easy and annoying way of saying 'oh my god'.

it's time-effective blaspheming for all those busy chatroom-users!!
"omg that is so cool!!!"
by parlez February 17, 2005
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tanfastic

'fantastic' for dyslexic people.
oh wow, that is tanfastic!!
by parlez February 17, 2005
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feck

exactly the same as 'fuck' but so much more fun to use.

originating from Ireland and put to great and hilarious use in the excellent show 'Father Ted', mainly by Father Jack, it is an excellent way to swear, as you can express exactly the same amount of frustration that you would through using 'fuck', but you don't get in trouble - great!
"FECK OFF!"

"feck this, i'm off to the pub"
by parlez February 17, 2005
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