are we here?

this is an infinately more irritating variation on the infamous "are we theeeeere yet?" question, which is relentlessly asked by bored children on long car jouneys.
whereas the question "are we there yet?" makes sense - seeing as you're talking about the place that you are HEADING to that you haven't actually REACHED yet - the question "are we here?" (which is asked as the journey is drawing to a close) is entirely infuriating. the reason is this: whenever, and WHEREever, you utter this question, the answer will always be 'yes! of course we're 'here' you silly child!! you could at least ask an annoying question that makes SENSE!!"
jees...
parent: "ooh look, there's the sign for our hotel!"
child: "are we here?"
parent: *flips out and chucks child out of window*
by parlez January 18, 2005
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divwit

a slightly more elaborate and vastly more amusing version of the simple insult div or divvy, as this version implies that the insultee is without much wit, as well as being a div.
"shuttup, u big divwit"
by parlez February 17, 2005
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jim carrey

a very talented and well-known canadian comic actor (whose face-pulling abilities have often earnt him the label 'rubber-faced'...a surprisingly accurate description)
he has been recognized by just about everyone everywhere as both a fantabulous funny guy and impressively serious actor. go jim.
a selection of funny guy films:
~ The Mask
~ Liar Liar
~ The Grinch
~ Ace Ventura
~ Bruce Almighty
~ A Series of Unfortunate Events

a selection of serious actor films:
~ The Truman Show
~ Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
~ Man On The Moon
by parlez January 21, 2005
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flip

1) to get very angry and slightly out of control

2) a polite substitute for the word 'fuck'
1) if you don't stop singing in my ear i am seriously going to flip!!

2) what the flip?!
by parlez January 30, 2005
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divvy

a simple and highly amusing insult, which probably has a deep and very interesting origin, of which i kno nothing. i just like saying it. so if u ARE interested in learning where this insult came from, please read the other definitions on this here page.

u divvy.
"stop being such a divvy, u big divvy, u!"
by parlez January 18, 2005
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tanfastic

'fantastic' for dyslexic people.
oh wow, that is tanfastic!!
by parlez February 17, 2005
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feck

exactly the same as 'fuck' but so much more fun to use.

originating from Ireland and put to great and hilarious use in the excellent show 'Father Ted', mainly by Father Jack, it is an excellent way to swear, as you can express exactly the same amount of frustration that you would through using 'fuck', but you don't get in trouble - great!
"FECK OFF!"

"feck this, i'm off to the pub"
by parlez February 17, 2005
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