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pissed off

the feeling that murder is a perfectly acceptable solution to your problems due to anyone and everyone being so bloody annoying.
"i would advise you not to mess with me at this particular moment in time as i am mightly PISSED OFF!!"
by parlez February 17, 2005
mugGet the pissed offmug.

tanfastic

'fantastic' for dyslexic people.
oh wow, that is tanfastic!!
by parlez February 17, 2005
mugGet the tanfasticmug.

stack it

To fall over in a spectacular or amusing fashion, often to the immense amusement of the people around you.
I can't believe I stacked it up the stairs and passed out. I'm such a klutz.
by parlez February 21, 2005
mugGet the stack itmug.

lemony snicket

the mysterious author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, who is also a character in the books.

his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.

oh, and he is also fictional.
his works to date:

The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto
by parlez January 11, 2005
mugGet the lemony snicketmug.

jack sparrow

the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner's at...
"Me? I'm just dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.....honestly"
by parlez December 3, 2003
mugGet the jack sparrowmug.

omg

quick, easy and annoying way of saying 'oh my god'.

it's time-effective blaspheming for all those busy chatroom-users!!
"omg that is so cool!!!"
by parlez February 17, 2005
mugGet the omgmug.

spaz out

verb: to spaz out

this basically means to either:
a) have a spasm/twitch type thing
or b) get extremely angry and go a bit mental.
a) will you stop spazzing out? it's only a spider...

b) we pissed off our chemistry teacher so much today she just spazzed out!
by parlez February 17, 2005
mugGet the spaz outmug.

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