Definitions by parlez

noel fielding 

an extremely talented cockney ragamuffin comedian with razor sharp timing and the cheekbones to match, noel fielding is one half of the amazing Mighty Boosh (the other half being the fabulous Julian Barratt).

the pointy-faced Noel plays all manner of curious characters in The Mighty Boosh radio, tv and live shows, the main one being Vince Noir; Rock N Roll Star/Goth Fairy/Electro Poof
( a few other examples for ya: an evil green cockney manwitch, a mexican sex-crazed bongo player and a funky transexual merman :D)

Noel is also a celebrated stand-up in his own right, with his surreal and fantastical style enchanting pretty much anyone who has the fortune of seeing him perform.

i think you may be able to tell from the above gushing that he's also a tad gorgeous. actually, make that friggin' HOT. in a pointy way.

:D

"noel fielding has girl hair and wears makeup...why oh why is he still so blummin' attractive?!"

"Vince Noir..........Electro Poof"

"I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed yer!"

"I'm Old Greeeeeeegg!"

noel fielding by parlez April 30, 2006

msn MySpace comment junkie 

someone who trawls through random strangers' msn MySpaces, leaving inane comments in the vain hope that they might get some equally inane comments in return, in order to boost their own crippingly small sense of self-worth.

harsh but true.

HEY LUV UR SPACE LOL LEAVE A COMMENT ON MINE!!! XOXOXOXOX

msn MySpace comment junkie by parlez August 23, 2005

stack it 

To fall over in a spectacular or amusing fashion, often to the immense amusement of the people around you.

I can't believe I stacked it up the stairs and passed out. I'm such a klutz.

stack it by parlez February 21, 2005

spaz out 

verb: to spaz out

this basically means to either:
a) have a spasm/twitch type thing
or b) get extremely angry and go a bit mental.

a) will you stop spazzing out? it's only a spider...

b) we pissed off our chemistry teacher so much today she just spazzed out!

spaz out by parlez February 17, 2005

divwit 

a slightly more elaborate and vastly more amusing version of the simple insult div or divvy, as this version implies that the insultee is without much wit, as well as being a div.

"shuttup, u big divwit"

divwit by parlez February 17, 2005

pissed off 

the feeling that murder is a perfectly acceptable solution to your problems due to anyone and everyone being so bloody annoying.

"i would advise you not to mess with me at this particular moment in time as i am mightly PISSED OFF!!"

pissed off by parlez February 17, 2005

shite 

the best way to say 'shit' without getting told off, as you can simply say that you were trying out being Irish for the day.

also, see feck

"what a load of shite"

shite by parlez February 17, 2005