parlez's definitions

divvy

a simple and highly amusing insult, which probably has a deep and very interesting origin, of which i kno nothing. i just like saying it. so if u ARE interested in learning where this insult came from, please read the other definitions on this here page.

u divvy.

"stop being such a divvy, u big divvy, u!"

by parlez January 18, 2005

msn MySpace comment junkie

someone who trawls through random strangers' msn MySpaces, leaving inane comments in the vain hope that they might get some equally inane comments in return, in order to boost their own crippingly small sense of self-worth.

harsh but true.

HEY LUV UR SPACE LOL LEAVE A COMMENT ON MINE!!! XOXOXOXOX

by parlez August 23, 2005

V.F.D

a highly secret and mysterious organisation, which Lemony Snicket often mentions in his series of unfortunate books about the lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. it has been suggested that its volunteers work to investigate and extinguish intentionally started fires, but nothing is certain.

V.F.D volunteers use a great number of complex codes to communicate safely, and the commonly used password is
'The World Is Quiet Here' - but do not tell anyone that...

what IS V.F.D? what do they do??
will we ever know...?

by parlez January 19, 2005

noel fielding

an extremely talented cockney ragamuffin comedian with razor sharp timing and the cheekbones to match, noel fielding is one half of the amazing Mighty Boosh (the other half being the fabulous Julian Barratt).

the pointy-faced Noel plays all manner of curious characters in The Mighty Boosh radio, tv and live shows, the main one being Vince Noir; Rock N Roll Star/Goth Fairy/Electro Poof
( a few other examples for ya: an evil green cockney manwitch, a mexican sex-crazed bongo player and a funky transexual merman :D)

Noel is also a celebrated stand-up in his own right, with his surreal and fantastical style enchanting pretty much anyone who has the fortune of seeing him perform.

i think you may be able to tell from the above gushing that he's also a tad gorgeous. actually, make that friggin' HOT. in a pointy way.

:D

"noel fielding has girl hair and wears makeup...why oh why is he still so blummin' attractive?!"

"Vince Noir..........Electro Poof"

"I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed yer!"

"I'm Old Greeeeeeegg!"

by parlez April 30, 2006

fantabulous

word to describe something that is fantasticly fabulous and fabulously fantastic.

must be pretty darn good then...

"omg, that is FANTABULOUS!!!"

by parlez February 17, 2005

shite

the best way to say 'shit' without getting told off, as you can simply say that you were trying out being Irish for the day.

also, see feck

"what a load of shite"

by parlez February 17, 2005

flip

1) to get very angry and slightly out of control

2) a polite substitute for the word 'fuck'

1) if you don't stop singing in my ear i am seriously going to flip!!

2) what the flip?!

by parlez January 30, 2005