this is an infinately more irritating variation on the infamous "are we theeeeere yet?" question, which is relentlessly asked by bored children on long car jouneys.
whereas the question "are we there yet?" makes sense - seeing as you're talking about the place that you are HEADING to that you haven't actually REACHED yet - the question "are we here?" (which is asked as the journey is drawing to a close) is entirely infuriating. the reason is this: whenever, and WHEREever, you utter this question, the answer will always be 'yes! of course we're 'here' you silly child!! you could at least ask an annoying question that makes SENSE!!"
jees...
whereas the question "are we there yet?" makes sense - seeing as you're talking about the place that you are HEADING to that you haven't actually REACHED yet - the question "are we here?" (which is asked as the journey is drawing to a close) is entirely infuriating. the reason is this: whenever, and WHEREever, you utter this question, the answer will always be 'yes! of course we're 'here' you silly child!! you could at least ask an annoying question that makes SENSE!!"
jees...
parent: "ooh look, there's the sign for our hotel!"
child: "are we here?"
parent: *flips out and chucks child out of window*
child: "are we here?"
parent: *flips out and chucks child out of window*
by parlez January 18, 2005
quick, easy and annoying way of saying 'oh my god'.
it's time-effective blaspheming for all those busy chatroom-users!!
it's time-effective blaspheming for all those busy chatroom-users!!
"omg that is so cool!!!"
by parlez February 17, 2005
the best way to say 'shit' without getting told off, as you can simply say that you were trying out being Irish for the day.
also, see feck
also, see feck
by parlez February 17, 2005
the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner's at...
by parlez December 03, 2003
by parlez January 30, 2005
verb: to spaz out
this basically means to either:
a) have a spasm/twitch type thing
or b) get extremely angry and go a bit mental.
this basically means to either:
a) have a spasm/twitch type thing
or b) get extremely angry and go a bit mental.
a) will you stop spazzing out? it's only a spider...
b) we pissed off our chemistry teacher so much today she just spazzed out!
b) we pissed off our chemistry teacher so much today she just spazzed out!
by parlez February 17, 2005
the mysterious author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, who is also a character in the books.
his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.
oh, and he is also fictional.
his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.
oh, and he is also fictional.
his works to date:
The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto
The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto
by parlez January 11, 2005