Definitions by papermachete
sleep nazi
A person who insists on sleeping at a certain time each night and will even try to convince you to sleep early too. Cannot sleep with a computer monitor on and doesn't want you to work on your homework while he/she is sleeping even if you offer to position the monitor so as not to disturb him/her. Usually uptight about really minor stuff. Gets pissed off easily at night. Does not mind disrupting another person's education by making them work on homework the next day instead of finishing it at three in the morning while he/she is asleep.
That guy is such a sleep nazi. I had to use to the fucking computer lab the entire night because he was bitching about not getting to sleep at night.
sleep nazi by papermachete December 28, 2005
feeding frenzy
In its original form recorded in the early 1960s, it refers to the voracious feeding habits of sharks. From the late 1970s onward it came into use in its more general sense which means furious commercial competition.
feeding frenzy by papermachete December 28, 2005
fornication station
i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.
A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
ii. A whorehouse.
A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
Come to my fornication station, lover.
Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.
Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.
Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
fornication station by PaperMachete November 13, 2005
stop talking
self-explanatory phrase used to say in polite terms something that could be said in a lot ruder fashion.
stop talking by papermachete November 13, 2005
tired as shit
Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.
tired as shit by papermachete November 11, 2005
gnarlicious
(adj.) Used to describe something that is both gnarly an delicious at the same time. Something that's so special and brings so much bliss to life that it can only be encapsulated by this unusual word.
Nadia is so gnarlicious; I miss her immensely (though I'm sure she doesn't feel the same).
Sushi is so gnarlicious I could eat it every waking second of my life.
Sushi is so gnarlicious I could eat it every waking second of my life.
gnarlicious by papermachete November 11, 2005