This is a place similar to Mount Olympus. But the only difference is, this is the place where the Mount Olympus supervisors have to go when they have fucked up. Think of it as the Boss's boss. As a matter of fact you never ever want to go to this place.
Hey why the hell does the boss have such a shitty attitude today. Oh you didn't hear. The people at the top caught wind of what the fuck is going on down here. So they are calling his ass to Mount Kilimanjaroe. Oh hell that is worse than going to Mount Olympus. Yeah I know man I never want to go to that damn place. I hear they breed asshats up there. Yeah and they have an arsenal of ball bag muskets too.
by pantyteamaster August 26, 2010
MEPS is a term for Military Entrance Processing Station. Can also be known as the term Military Entrance Prevention Station. This place can either be a good place for an applicant entering the military or a bad experience. MEPS has a way of getting things out of someone that a recruiter could never fathom. No one knows how it's done but it gets done there. This place has different types of ball bag muskets at the ready
Hey man did you go to the MEPS today to join right? No man when I went down there they got it out of me that my mom told me I had asthma when I was younger and I told them. Wow how did that happen? I don't know but I heard that they pulled out the ball bag musket and shot it in my recruiters mouth. Yeah man that's some fey luck if I ain't ever heard it.
by pantyteamaster August 31, 2010
A contract weasel is a person in a large sales organization that just sits around the office. He/she will appear busy when the boss is around. But in all actuality they are doing personal business on the company time. The only reason they are sitting there is to catch a call in or a person to walk in to the office. This type of individual is very very common in Military Recruiting offices. Although they are less common in the civilian world. Because their types of actions would get them fired. This person also has close association to the boot weasel. They think they know everything there is to know about sales but they really don't know shit.
Hey Jim who do you have going to MEPS this week? I am sending down Tim...What? you mean that dude I met last week down at the store. Yeah he came in ready to join. What the fuck? You are nothing but a damn contract weasel. Thanks for nothing you jackass now I have to go to Mount Olympus because I am going to roll a zero this month.
by pantyteamaster August 26, 2010
A term used when one goddamn is not enough emotion to show for a certain event. Could also be used to describe an act committed by an individual so bad or so stupid that one goddamn is not enough emotion to desccribe your exasperation. Could also be used whenever you see some fine ass woman.
Holy shit did you see that? goddamn goddamn that right there is some straight asshaterey.
You see that fine ass MILF? Yeah goddamn goddamn
You see that fine ass MILF? Yeah goddamn goddamn
by pantyteamaster April 14, 2009
Man I was in the bathroom milking the udder sorry for taking so long. I had been holding that one for awhile
by pantyteamaster April 16, 2009
The type of asshat who sits there and says "Oh yeah, I would have done this. Or done it that way. This person has never been in any situation at all so therefore they have no authority to comment on anything.
Hey man I heard you got shot at the other day. Yeah. Well what did you do. Well I got down and tried to get out of the way and not get fucking shot. Well I would have stood up and shot back. Shut the fuck up you armchair ranger. You don't know and you will never know what to do. All you do is sit on your ass and specualate.
by pantyteamaster October 20, 2010
A U.S. Army term for a person who will point out how fucked up your boots and uniform are. But in contrast their uniform and boots are worse than yours. This type of person is either a supervisor or a peer. Often associated with spot light rangers.
Hey man where the hell are you going we are supposed to be in the motorpool. Well the boot weasel caught me at the gate this morning and pointed out in front of the Sergeant Major that my boots were fucked up. So now I have to go to Mount Olympus this afternoon to show him that I am really squared away. Well it sounds to me that the boot weasel pulled out his ball bag musket and put his balls in your mouth. No man it felt like doing the hamstring stretch standing while someone put their vein laden meat pipe in my ass.
by pantyteamaster August 09, 2010