Definitions by pantyteamaster
hide the sausage
Can be used as a term to describe meetings that do not accomplish anything but wasting your valuable time. Usually meetings that consist of sales or production meetings, could also be board meetings. Being in meetings of this sort makes you want to beat the hell out of whoever is in charge of you. This type of meeting is usally accompanied by complete asshatery. And is a complete waste of time.
Hey man where are you going so late in the day. Oh you didn't hear...The higher ups are calling a late night hide the sausage meeting. Yeah I know those things suck. It's complete asshatery at its finest. Well let me go I have to go and play hide the sausage.
hide the sausage by pantyteamaster May 9, 2009
buttermilk shits
The type of shits that can be the result of binge drinking. Also can be the result of eating crappy fast food, or just being plain sick. Usually comes out your ass with the same texture as buttermilk. Hence the name buttermilk shits.
buttermilk shits by pantyteamaster May 1, 2009
milking the udder
Man I was in the bathroom milking the udder sorry for taking so long. I had been holding that one for awhile
milking the udder by pantyteamaster April 15, 2009
teabagging
The act of rubbing your ball bag on articles on a coworkers belongings. This type of behavior should only be reserved for people you extremely don't like. Types of things that can be teabagged are telephone recievers, cell phones, computer mouse, laptop computer, pens, car keys, id cards, glasses cases, documents, whiteout bottles, coffee cup rims, etc. You get the idea. Essentially just rubbing your nuts all over a persons belongings that you don't like or just plain hate. Can also be done for fun as a prank.
Hey I know you are the new guy here but if I were you don't use the supervisors phone. It's been teabagged so many times it's not even funny no more. I have been teabagging everything on his desk for the last year.
When he gives me hell, I don't care I have been teabagging his phone for years.
When he gives me hell, I don't care I have been teabagging his phone for years.
teabagging by pantyteamaster April 14, 2009
goddamn goddamn
A term used when one goddamn is not enough emotion to show for a certain event. Could also be used to describe an act committed by an individual so bad or so stupid that one goddamn is not enough emotion to desccribe your exasperation. Could also be used whenever you see some fine ass woman.
Holy shit did you see that? goddamn goddamn that right there is some straight asshaterey.
You see that fine ass MILF? Yeah goddamn goddamn
You see that fine ass MILF? Yeah goddamn goddamn
goddamn goddamn by pantyteamaster April 13, 2009
big league chew pussy
big league chew pussy as in a girl has a big shredded pussy that looks like a bag big league chew. Has had sex with everyone in three surrounding counties. As in if you were going down on a woman it would be like chewing on an entire bag of big league chew.
Man last night I fucked this girl and her pussy looked like a big bag of big league chew pussy almost like chewing on a bag of gum.
big league chew pussy by pantyteamaster April 13, 2009
whatever squared
An explanation or a term used to show you really don't give a shit. Usually said like whatever, whatever. Often said in an emotionless tone of voice for added effect.
Hey John the boss said we have to get these memo's done before we can go home.
whatever, whatever. That right there is some straight up whatever squared .
whatever, whatever. That right there is some straight up whatever squared .
whatever squared by pantyteamaster April 11, 2009