pENGUIN's definitions

Lord of the Rings

1. Sauron.
2. A book written by jrr tolkien.
3. A movie trilogy directed by Peter Jackson

1.Argh! It's the Lord of the Rings! Run!
2.I'm having a hard time getting into "Lord of the Rings".
3. I have seen "Lord of the Rings" far too many times.

by penguin March 22, 2004

tengwar

The BEST alphabet ever! In Tolkien's middle earth, it is used to write not only the Elvish languages, but pretty much all the others, such as Blackspeech and Westron.

I like to write thing with Tengwar and then no one can read them!

by penguin March 22, 2004

Pants Face

A person of extream uncoolness; annoying and silly.
Also Jerk Face, Jerk Pants, and Face Pants

That guy is such a pants face for saying that.

by penguin March 20, 2004

runescape

An Addictive multiplayer game where people that get player killed come here to make stupid defenitions of it

I suck at Runescape so i'm gonna trash it!

by penguin January 2, 2004

snaussy

snaussy defines one of exuberance and integrity. A snaussy individual can often be found at the poker table, or in bed with a hot woman.

Damn, hes snaussy!

by penguin December 22, 2003

Nart

A Testicle

Man that is one nasty nart

by penguin November 9, 2003

Penis

the thing that starts out as a vienna sausage, and either stays this way, or grows up to be mr penis

your penis is large, your penis is so thick, your penis is so pretty, you have a handsome dick

by penguin November 2, 2003