p-ro's definitions

chichiwangos

Pronounced: chee-chee-juan-goes
Breasts, usually large, bad boob job, droopy or sad puppy dog ear boobs. Can also be used to describe women's breasts in general.

"check out the chichiwangos on that hose hound!" or "boy i wouldnt mind spending some time playing with the chichiwangos on Martha."

by p-ro February 18, 2021

cuntrot

Any disease associated with the vagina including yeast infection.

My old lady has to get a hysterectomy, she has a serious case of cuntrot. Bitch is walking funny, she must have cuntrot.

by p-ro August 7, 2018

smashmouth

The result of too may or too much botox in the form of lip injections. *see Kim K or any member of her family including her father.

"Sara's lip injections gave her smashmouth" or "Check out the clown face on that chick, she has a serious case of smashmouth!"

by p-ro February 18, 2021

bupa

Big Upper Pussy Area

The bupa is the huge layer of belly fat above the pussy and in extreme cases covers the vagina.

Hey Joe, check out the bupa on that fat chick over there, id bet she has to use a hand mirror just to see her pussy.

by p-ro August 7, 2018

chomp choad

When someone sucks your dick or in rare cases when you suck your own. Also know as; blowjob, getting head, bob the knob, etc.

Susie aint great looking but man can she chomp choad like a pro... no teeth and she gargles the #manmalt when shes done.

by p-ro August 7, 2018

VINO

Vegan In Name Only

Someone who purports to be a vegan but consumes animal products when no one is looking. e.g. Tammy went to a vegan outreach demonstration downtown and i saw her pull in to the McDonalds drive thru and order a big mac afterwards, shes a real vino; vegan in name only.

by p-ro June 5, 2018

Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.

by p-ro May 10, 2020