p mammen's definitions

lamecation

A vacation where everything seems to be going wrong.

Our luggage was lost, the hotel sucked, it rained the whole time, we all got sick. It was pretty much a lamecation!

by p mammen August 1, 2009

lacktivity

Behavior lacking in activity

I spent the day on the couch enjoying my lacktivity.

by p mammen July 26, 2009

double-flusher

When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!

Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......

by p mammen August 23, 2011

masturcrastination

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

by p mammen July 29, 2009

enlovenedment

Being enlightened with love.

When I was finally able to use my heart to navigate through life I felt I had finally reached enlovenedment.

by p mammen January 24, 2013

vagina whisperer

Someone who has very special skills when it comes to stimulating the female vagina.

Girl #1 "That guy last night gave me a whole new meaning to the word orgasm"

Girl #2 "Sounds like he must have been a real vagina whisperer"

by p mammen July 30, 2012

realityville

Where everything is the same old shit such as it normally is during your day to day life back at home.

I am loving this backpacking trip through S.E. Asia. The culture, the sun, the fun. I don't want to go back home to realityville! :(

by p mammen December 11, 2012