p mammen's definitions

lacktivity

Behavior lacking in activity

I spent the day on the couch enjoying my lacktivity.

by p mammen July 26, 2009

masturcrastination

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

by p mammen July 29, 2009

poopmill

A toilet.

Honey, can I have the sports section I'm going on the poopmill.

by p mammen July 29, 2009

lamecation

A vacation where everything seems to be going wrong.

Our luggage was lost, the hotel sucked, it rained the whole time, we all got sick. It was pretty much a lamecation!

by p mammen August 1, 2009

vagication

When a women is taking time off from having sex.

I haven't had sex with my wife in 3 months. She's on a vagication!

by p mammen August 2, 2009

fuckfabulous

Fucking fabulous.

Last weekend was pretty fuckfabulous. I haven't had that much fun in years.

by p mammen August 2, 2009

sincation

A vacation full of sin and hedonism.

Dude it was crazy. There were hookers, blow and some serious gambling. It was a real sincation!

by p mammen August 2, 2009