p mammen's definitions

mischiefing

The act of going around mischievously.

I came home and found my cat mischiefing around my apartment. I bet he sprayed on something or got into something he wasn't supposed to. He just had that guilty mischiefing look on his face.

by p mammen October 2, 2013

mistressing

The job of being a mistress. Similar to how a waitress would say she performs waitressing for a living.

I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.

by p mammen January 24, 2013

enlovenedment

Being enlightened with love.

When I was finally able to use my heart to navigate through life I felt I had finally reached enlovenedment.

by p mammen January 24, 2013

realityville

Where everything is the same old shit such as it normally is during your day to day life back at home.

I am loving this backpacking trip through S.E. Asia. The culture, the sun, the fun. I don't want to go back home to realityville! :(

by p mammen December 11, 2012

vagina whisperer

Someone who has very special skills when it comes to stimulating the female vagina.

Girl #1 "That guy last night gave me a whole new meaning to the word orgasm"

Girl #2 "Sounds like he must have been a real vagina whisperer"

by p mammen July 30, 2012

ski-nebriated

Skiing while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, I probably shouldn't have spent 2 hours drinking beers during lunch. I was so ski-nebriated that I could barely make it down the mountain without killing myself.

by p mammen January 2, 2012

double-flusher

When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!

Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......

by p mammen August 23, 2011