oz's definitions

jamster

Really STUPID COMMERCIALS THAT APPEAR ABOUT 3000 TIMES A DAY ON MTV ALONE AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Larry: Hey dude listen to my Jamster Ring t-
Bob: (fires magnum at larry)

by Oz January 17, 2005

chubbie

A big pulsating boner, an erect phallus

See: Pan handle; big floppy donkey dick

Colin was embarrassed of his Chubbie.

Vaz's chubbie was mocked by his girlfriend.

by Oz March 16, 2003

old school

1. Music from back in the day, the last decate and before.
2. A. Some thing that past is time or it's fashion, or
B. a bring back memory of of a thing in the respectable way.

1. Rappers Delight is Ol' School.
2. A. Phist is Ol' School.
B. NWA is the ol' school that still hot today.

by oz April 11, 2004

bed

synonomous with fuck, bang, lay, etc. More noble than any of them however. makes women feel more lady like and reformed

hes so hot... id bed his ass all night long

by Oz February 1, 2005

400,000 pounds of fuel

a shitload of fuel, perhaps

(falls off a cliff into a lake that smells like gas) WHOA I JUST FOUND WHAT MUST BE 400,000 POUNDS OF FUEL!

by Oz March 9, 2005

late night tv

Good old shows come out... usually...

Dude, fresh prince is on nick at nite!

by Oz January 24, 2005

Terminator 2

A movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger plays the T-800, a cybernetic organism meant for nothing but ...protection of John Conner. He was sent to protect John Conner from the T-1000 (Liquid Metal), a highly efficient killing machine, much more powerful than the T-800. Not as if that matters because ARNOLD OWNED HIS ASS!

The more powerful t-1000 lost the battle when the t-800 kicked his ass.

by Oz December 15, 2004