oz's definitions

burger king

A burger place I haven't eaten in for 5 years. Their fries have been remade several times and they still suck. Their burgers suck too aside from a few.

Burger king sucks, their new commercials with a guy in a King outfit is fucking scary.

by Oz April 19, 2005

Metrotard

from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.

I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.

by oz April 9, 2005

Jewish Jumping Beans

A mockery of the saying "Mexican Jumping Bean". Some attempt to make another crappy jewish joke.

Bob: Hey look, a jewish jumping bean.
Everyone near bob: Haha.. no.

by Oz April 2, 2005

the passion of the christ

I saw it, I hated it. 90% of the movie is just beatings and Jesus walking his cross to its resting point. What a waste of time.

(Mel Gibson thinking) Hmm, if i make a really bloody movie, starring Jesus, everyone will go see it MUWHAHAHAHA!

by Oz March 24, 2005

kyke

1. A fish
2. A derogatory term for a Jewish person.

1. Lets go kyke fishing.
2. Bob: You're a kyke.
Jeff: (shoots bob in the ass)

by Oz March 24, 2005

Ahhhh

When all other words fail or no other words will work, just yell ahhhh and you will be saved.

Billy: (kiss's John)
John: ....AHHHH

by Oz March 22, 2005

Jesus

The savior of the christian people. Christians believe he is the son of god and the messiah. They also believe he died for man kinds sins against each other. No real proof exists that he ever lived. That, like every religion, does not stop people from following in the way of jesus.

Jesus was crucified, man that must of sucked.

by Oz March 19, 2005