numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 02, 2004

gf

Get Fucked. Commonly used in the game Counter-Strike.

Player_One: OMFG gf you n00b h4x0r!
Player_Two: Sif I h4x!

by Owen June 18, 2004

Doom shnieder

Originaly the name of someone from a band, this pretty much is and empty insult that sounds cool.

"Did you get my message?"

"shut up doom shnieder"

by owen January 14, 2005

your mum's pussy

it is used by townies/chavs.

moesha: fuck off you scal
chav: your mums pussy

by owen April 05, 2005

Warlain

Cool pimptabular barbarian rogue who gets teh pussy like every day

by owen August 14, 2003

crimate

a law breaking monkey

jim: who stole my banana?
paul: don't look at me dude, it was probably a crimate.

by owen March 10, 2004

panni

a panni(pannias maxias)- derogatory term used to take the piss out of a hated fellow....usually a cross between a pansy and a fanny

shut up you panni bastaaad or i'll kick the dhit outta ye

by Owen January 31, 2005