owen's definitions

pittsburgh

greatest city on the planet full of old fat guys who like to drink pabst blue ribbon and watch the stillers. if you dont like pittsburgh, you fucking suck.

pittsburgh is where people go to get drunk and pass out in the cold, hence i would give my right nut to never leave.

by owen January 12, 2004

numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 2, 2004

Pushing Mongo

A stupid way to skateboard. A person "pushes mongo" if they use their leading foot (the foot that is in the front while riding) to push. While they are pushing, their back foot stays near the rear of the board and they push with their front foot.

No wonder Dan can learn that trick. Dude pushes mongo.

by Owen December 11, 2003

Pushing Mongo

A stupid way to skateboard. A person skates mongo if they use their leading foot (the foot that is in the front while riding) to push. While they are pushing, their back foot stays near the rear of the board and they push with their front foot.

No wonder Stu can't learn that trick. Dude's pushing mongo.

by Owen December 11, 2003

grunny

crap or shit

youre a grunny ball

by owen November 18, 2003

Dolby

When something is unneccesarily loud.

*Mobile phone rings on the train*
Woah. Dolby

by Owen November 10, 2003

Warlain

Cool pimptabular barbarian rogue who gets teh pussy like every day

by owen August 14, 2003