owen's definitions

honnis

A foolish or stupid person

What a complete honnis

by owen December 3, 2002

sphincter boy

adj: a polite way of saying asshole

well hi there sphincter boy

by Owen June 30, 2003

network viking

Big fat loud abrasive network administrators. Often obsessed with one computer platform or another. May or may not sport a Unix beard. May or may not know what the fuck they are talking about, on any given subject. You can tell by the loudness and how jingoist the statements are. The more belligerent, the less they actually know.

Hey, the big fat Thor thinks we should all switch to Mandrake Linux for security reasons. What a fucking Jackass.

by Owen January 29, 2004

Pushing Mongo

A stupid way to skateboard. A person "pushes mongo" if they use their leading foot (the foot that is in the front while riding) to push. While they are pushing, their back foot stays near the rear of the board and they push with their front foot.

No wonder Dan can learn that trick. Dude pushes mongo.

by Owen December 11, 2003

a pound

a ciggarette. if u send save us 50p it would mean save us half a ciggarette ect.

if u send save us 50p it would mean save us half a ciggarette ect.

by owen March 27, 2005

crimate

a law breaking monkey

jim: who stole my banana?
paul: don't look at me dude, it was probably a crimate.

by owen March 10, 2004

pittsburgh

greatest city on the planet full of old fat guys who like to drink pabst blue ribbon and watch the stillers. if you dont like pittsburgh, you fucking suck.

pittsburgh is where people go to get drunk and pass out in the cold, hence i would give my right nut to never leave.

by owen January 12, 2004