owen's definitions

Bench

Bench litrerally means; "Bare-Hench" A combination of 2 frequently used words in UK sub cultures, Bare (taken from the Chav section of society) and Hench (taken from the Metler other half)

That sandwich is Bench!

or can be used in it's full form as follows;

That sandwich is Bare-Hench!!

by Owen April 5, 2005

your mum's pussy

it is used by townies/chavs.

moesha: fuck off you scal
chav: your mums pussy

by owen April 5, 2005

saggy tits

Usually said out of impulse, and unprovoked. The "tits" part is held on and exaggerated, and along with a gay voice it sounds very annoying. People usually say this when they are trying to make people like them.

Kid: Yeh, that tv program last night was great.
C.R(interupting): Yeh, SAGGY TIIIIIITS!!!! Ha hahahaha!

by Owen January 12, 2005

Doom shnieder

Originaly the name of someone from a band, this pretty much is and empty insult that sounds cool.

"Did you get my message?"

"shut up doom shnieder"

by owen January 13, 2005

panni

a panni(pannias maxias)- derogatory term used to take the piss out of a hated fellow....usually a cross between a pansy and a fanny

shut up you panni bastaaad or i'll kick the dhit outta ye

by Owen January 31, 2005

gf

Get Fucked. Commonly used in the game Counter-Strike.

Player_One: OMFG gf you n00b h4x0r!
Player_Two: Sif I h4x!

by Owen June 17, 2004

crimate

a law breaking monkey

jim: who stole my banana?
paul: don't look at me dude, it was probably a crimate.

by owen March 10, 2004