owen's definitions

Doom shnieder

Originaly the name of someone from a band, this pretty much is and empty insult that sounds cool.

"Did you get my message?"

"shut up doom shnieder"

by owen January 13, 2005

saggy tits

Usually said out of impulse, and unprovoked. The "tits" part is held on and exaggerated, and along with a gay voice it sounds very annoying. People usually say this when they are trying to make people like them.

Kid: Yeh, that tv program last night was great.
C.R(interupting): Yeh, SAGGY TIIIIIITS!!!! Ha hahahaha!

by Owen January 12, 2005

gf

Get Fucked. Commonly used in the game Counter-Strike.

Player_One: OMFG gf you n00b h4x0r!
Player_Two: Sif I h4x!

by Owen June 17, 2004

Simon Jung

See William Hung.

Damn, that guy sings like Simon Jung!

by Owen April 2, 2004

BJ

A Faggot ass wigger who thinks hes black and wants to fondel jorge with his tounge he want to grow his penis over 1 inch

Man i feel like a BJ today

by owen March 25, 2004

crimate

a law breaking monkey

jim: who stole my banana?
paul: don't look at me dude, it was probably a crimate.

by owen March 10, 2004

network viking

Big fat loud abrasive network administrators. Often obsessed with one computer platform or another. May or may not sport a Unix beard. May or may not know what the fuck they are talking about, on any given subject. You can tell by the loudness and how jingoist the statements are. The more belligerent, the less they actually know.

Hey, the big fat Thor thinks we should all switch to Mandrake Linux for security reasons. What a fucking Jackass.

by Owen January 29, 2004