28 definitions by osirusR

john hits

Bong hits taken while on the john; i.e. hits of marijuana inhaled whilst seated on a toilet.

I started my day with some john hits. What a great way to relax.

by osirusR February 5, 2010

Who dropped a hupe in my bathroom, and didn’t flush?

by osirusR July 15, 2009

1. An individual with an attractive face, but an unnattractive body, i.e. "Her face is pretty, but her body..."
2. A chubby girl with a pretty face.

I let her blow me, but I didn't bone her. She's a butter body, after all.

by osirusR September 17, 2009

a badger's vagina. The female sex organs of an animal belonging to the Mustelidae family.

Check out the size of that badgina!

by osirusR August 19, 2010

the numbers from 0 to 9, esp. the first decade of a century or of a person's life. (i.e. the years 2000 through 2009.)

Rap music was good in the early zeroes, but had deteriorated by the end of the decade.

by osirusR July 15, 2009

A cool douche. A man who, despite being a douchebag, is still kind of cool.

Sting from the Police is kind of a douche, and yet he's also a pretty cool guy. He's a couche.

by osirusR March 21, 2010

by osirusR July 15, 2009