osirusR's definitions

bong out with your dong out

To take a bong rip in the nude, also colloquially known as taking a McConaughey.

"What are you doing right now, dude?"
"I'm about to take a couple McConaugheys."
"Right on. Bong out with your dong out."

by OsirusR November 10, 2009

zeroes

the numbers from 0 to 9, esp. the first decade of a century or of a person's life. (i.e. the years 2000 through 2009.)

Rap music was good in the early zeroes, but had deteriorated by the end of the decade.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

saber-toothed tiger

Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.

A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".

"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."

by osirusr September 23, 2011

tattoobs

tattooed boobs.

She looked pretty, until I saw that her breasts were, in actuality, tattoobs.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

Dwade

Dwyane Wade.

Dwade was on fire last night!

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

hupe

a huge poop.

Who dropped a hupe in my bathroom, and didn’t flush?

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

pridiot

A pretty idiot.

Yep, she’s a pridiot all right.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009