osirusR's definitions

Straysians

stray Asians.

I looked outside my window, and saw that three Straysians had gathered in front of my house.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

saber-toothed tiger

Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.

A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".

"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."

by osirusr September 23, 2011

laughrodisiac

the stimulation of sexual desire through humor.

His jokes served as a laughrodisiac, and the girl looked at him with desire flashing in her eyes.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

butter body

1. An individual with an attractive face, but an unnattractive body, i.e. "Her face is pretty, but her body..."
2. A chubby girl with a pretty face.

I let her blow me, but I didn't bone her. She's a butter body, after all.

by OsirusR September 18, 2009

douchebaggers

Teabaggers, namely ignorant, racist, Obama-hating conservatives who pitch a bitch every time Barack Obama does something to try to help poor bastards like them. Brainwashed by hateful conservative pundits, they have no idea that they are fighting against their own economic interest, but continue to publicly spout their ignorance and attempt to block the progress that this corrupt country so desperately needs.

They are conservatives, ergo they are douchebags: hence the term "douchebaggers." See also "douchebagger."

1. Boy, those douchebaggers on TV really have their panties in a bunch. What a pack of idiots. What are they so angry about?

2. Yollin keeps wearing his stupid Obama-bashing t-shirts. He's a real douchebagger.

by OsirusR July 6, 2010

McConaughey

a bong rip taken in the nude. An allusion to Matthew McConaughey's arrest for possession of marijuana while taking bong hits and playing bongo drums in the nude.

I woke up on Friday at 11 am, and started my day with a couple of McConaugheys.

by OsirusR July 17, 2009

Dwade

Dwyane Wade.

Dwade was on fire last night!

by OsirusR July 14, 2009