osirusR's definitions

McConaughey

a bong rip taken in the nude. An allusion to Matthew McConaughey's arrest for possession of marijuana while taking bong hits and playing bongo drums in the nude.

I woke up on Friday at 11 am, and started my day with a couple of McConaugheys.

by OsirusR July 17, 2009

Straysians

stray Asians.

I looked outside my window, and saw that three Straysians had gathered in front of my house.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

squatch

another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.

Can also be used as a title or proper noun.

Here comes the Squatch! What's up, Squatch!

by OsirusR June 4, 2010

couche

A cool douche. A man who, despite being a douchebag, is still kind of cool.

Sting from the Police is kind of a douche, and yet he's also a pretty cool guy. He's a couche.

by osirusr March 22, 2010

bong out with your dong out

To take a bong rip in the nude, also colloquially known as taking a McConaughey.

"What are you doing right now, dude?"
"I'm about to take a couple McConaugheys."
"Right on. Bong out with your dong out."

by OsirusR November 10, 2009

Dwade

Dwyane Wade.

Dwade was on fire last night!

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

tattoobs

tattooed boobs.

She looked pretty, until I saw that her breasts were, in actuality, tattoobs.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009