osirusR's definitions

Straysians

stray Asians.

I looked outside my window, and saw that three Straysians had gathered in front of my house.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

pridiot

A pretty idiot.

Yep, she’s a pridiot all right.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

McConaughey

a bong rip taken in the nude. An allusion to Matthew McConaughey's arrest for possession of marijuana while taking bong hits and playing bongo drums in the nude.

I woke up on Friday at 11 am, and started my day with a couple of McConaugheys.

by OsirusR July 17, 2009

bong out with your dong out

To take a bong rip in the nude, also colloquially known as taking a McConaughey.

"What are you doing right now, dude?"
"I'm about to take a couple McConaugheys."
"Right on. Bong out with your dong out."

by OsirusR November 10, 2009

saber-toothed tiger

Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.

A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".

"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."

by osirusr September 23, 2011

zeroes

the numbers from 0 to 9, esp. the first decade of a century or of a person's life. (i.e. the years 2000 through 2009.)

Rap music was good in the early zeroes, but had deteriorated by the end of the decade.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

laughrodisiac

the stimulation of sexual desire through humor.

His jokes served as a laughrodisiac, and the girl looked at him with desire flashing in her eyes.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009