shitcake

Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.

When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.

Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....
by osibisa November 16, 2007
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kruss

When a piece of shit hardens into a solid mass.
"Man, I took a shit in the woods last week and I walked past there today and now it's a piece of kruss..."
by osibisa November 29, 2007
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mcfaggot

An Irish faggot, usually wearing green and talking too loud.
Random Irish guy: Yee, lookee me green hat and green shoes! I be Irish!

Everyone else: Shut the fuck up, Mcfaggot...
by osibisa October 21, 2007
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reverse racism

When a white person, in their attempt to take every last thing away from non-whites, claims to be a victim of racism in order to trivialize or deaden the impact of acts of racism perpetrated by whites.
"Well, we took chocolate and made that white, we turned Jazz into Kenny G, we turned Chinese Food into chicken balls, we turned rice into Uncle Ben's, we turned Funk into Disco, we turned Mexican Food into Taco Bell, we've colonized just about every Latin, Asian and African country, what's there left for us to take?? OHHHH!!! Let's take RACISM, make it our own and call it 'reverse racism'!!"

"I supported that poor black family whose son was beaten up by that gang of seven skinheads, until I realized that the black boy was using reverse racism on those poor young Nazis. That's right, the racism of those seven white boys was not as great as the reverse racism of that one black boy, whose influence and power clearly overwhelmed the poor white boys into beating him up."
by osibisa December 15, 2007
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cleveland lapdance

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!
"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"
by osibisa October 20, 2007
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Urban Dictionary Loser

The kind of person who doesn't really have any knowledge of slang - or life, for that matter - but insists on posting their "definitions" on this site. The content of their posting, no matter what the subject, ALWAYS refers to at least one, if not all, of the following:

1) A penis, or anything associated with penises, such as testicles, semen, urine or pubic hair. (this reference appears in just about every posting by the Loser, who will vehemently deny being gay, despite having an obvious and disturbing obsession with the penises of other men.)

2) A "hot" female, or any part of her body. The female's sole purpose is to inevitably get "fucked" or desired to be "fucked". The Loser cannot figure out any other use for a beautiful woman, and indeed, has no experience with beautiful women anyway. (Thinking about beautiful women is not encouraged since it only takes away from the precious time needed to consider the penises of other men.)

3) Anything related to beer (but not other forms of alcohol), professional sports, red meat, the military strength of the American Armed Forces, or anything else considered "manly" by the Loser.

4) The word Fuck, usually repeated many times and in many variations.
The Urban Dictionary Loser is typically a white, suburban teenager or 20-something, with little life experience who sits around in front of the TV, talking shit with his friends about how great he is. You know the one, he needs to constantly verbalize his desire to fuck every woman that comes on TV, is always right no matter what the subject is, and has a very high opinion of himself. In fact, it might even be you and that's why you're rating this thumbs down, because the truth hurts, doesn't it, you Urban Dictionary Loser!?!?
by osibisa December 25, 2007
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don't tase me, bro

Phrase used by young white Americans to laugh about how their human rights are regularly stomped on and ignored, as they piss it all away in a drunken stupor, because for now they're safe from the shit that everyone else in the world has to go through.... for now....
"Hey man, did you see that guy say 'don't tase me, bro'?? Man, that was almost as funny as when they killed Martin Luther King, killed those people in Waco and killed those college kids in Ohio! Let's drink some beer, eat some red meat and laugh at everyone who isn't fat, white, rich or American!"
by osibisa November 21, 2007
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