baconed

To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.
You know when you've been baconed
by oracle April 06, 2009
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DVLA

The UK Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency, based in Swansea.
Eqiv. to the U.S DMV.
Orginisation responsible for vehicle registrations, driving licenses, etc etc.
I'm still waiting to get my driving license back from the DVLA
by oracle February 27, 2006
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bostik

Brand of glue, popular with glue sniffers due to its high solvent content.
"You been on the Bostik again?"
by oracle March 12, 2004
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carphone warehouse

See scam. Very crap mobile phone shop chain. Sell your new mobile number to scouse spammers.
Those fuckin scouse insurance salesmen are calling me again... bloody Carphone Warehouse...
by oracle March 12, 2004
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megabus

Transport for the very cheap.
Only £1 London to Birmingham!!!!!!!!!!!!
by oracle March 12, 2004
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congestion charge

Road toll scheme in Central London, implemented by 'Red Ken' Livingstone. Drivers entering the central zone must pay £8 per day (up from £5 at its introduction in 2003) or risk a heavy fine and/or impound of their vehicle.
The charge operates on weekdays from 7:00AM to 6:30PM. Electric vehicles and buses are exempt (along with other exemptions).
The system is enforced by ANPR (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) CCTV cameras on all roads entering the zone. Motorists pay by giving their car number plate details at the counter of an appropriate petrol station or shop.
The zone is due to be extended soon, doubling its size.
Needless the say, the scheme is unpopular with motorists, although London has relatively low rates of car ownership in relation to the rest of the UK, or the US.
Plans for similar schemes in other UK cities are currently on hold.
High-profile opponents to the scheme include Madonna and the Evening Standard newspaper.
I'm just going to the shop to pay the congestion charge
by oracle April 12, 2006
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shit me

Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).
Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow
by oracle March 12, 2004
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