Definitions by Ooglytoop7272

Skeet n' Scoot 

to have sex with a woman, then leave quickly.

could be for many reasons such as work, cheating, don't wanna pay, etc.

I had to skeet n' scoot with my last woman because i was scared my girlfriend was going to find out.

Skeet n' Scoot by Ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Procedure 85

after surprising a chick with your cum in her eye, slap her with your dick.

i procedure 85'd a girl last night.

Procedure 85 by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Headshot 

When masturbating, you ejaculate with so much force that you hit your face.

Ryan: "dude i got a headshot last night."

Seth: "really? nice! on call of duty? with what a pistol? and who'd you hit?

Ryan: "Naw man. it was with my dick. and i hit myself."

Headshot by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Skeet n' Scrape 

While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.

Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.

Skeet n' Scrape by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Procedure WTF

when your bitch is going down and your about to cum, you pull your dick out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye.

JESUS CHRIST! I PROCEDURE WTF'D MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND IT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! I HAD TO GO TO THE OPTOMETRIST!

Procedure WTF by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Gofble 

to be extremely arrogant/ignorant/stupid/gay/retarded/bad.

it's just an all around awful word.

Shreeya and Sameer are extremely gofble.

Gofble by ooglytoop7272 June 19, 2010

ming 

to fuck someone in an asian way

i'm gonna ming you so hard it's not even funny.

ming by ooglytoop7272 June 19, 2010