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craptastic

beyond crappy, beyond shitty. if something is craptastic, it is somewhat an honor in the crap community.

When little Jimmy missed the toilet, the bathroom was craptastic. literally.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

Animal Crossing

A Sims-like game released for the Nintendo Gamecube in 2002. It was a very good game game, except for the extra craptastic graphics. The graphics were bad because it was originally intended for Nintendo 64, but only in Japan. But after a while, you dont really notice how bad the graphics are, because the game is incredible. You can collect cool sets of furniture, run errands for townspeople, and write them letters. You can also catch fish and bugs. Originally named Animal Forest.

when you buy the game, it even comes with its own memory card!! hell yea!!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

scion

A new car company that is an offshoot of the Toyota/Lexus family. Cars are referred to as "boxes on wheels". They are actually fully customizable when you buy them and are quite inexpensive.

Screw you! xB's are cool!!

by only$19.99,less s+h January 10, 2004

chatroom

a melting pot of dorks fat,ugly people nine year olds, tweakers, stoners, ex-cons, sex freaks, pedophiles and bots.

FckMEnow: OHHH Your dick is huge Sk8gRl: press 123 if you like GC Blaze4DaZe:Just smoked a fat sack Botx25: Hey-wassup sexy!! I just got a liitle too much alcohol in my system- you should see what I did IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA!!! Cum see here!

by only$19.99,less s+h January 10, 2004

grand theft auto

A great game that some feminists and the PTA and everybody else with a hair up their ass made a big deal out of. You can shoot people, do missions for gangs, hijack cars. and pick up hookers. Some parents blame murders that their kids commited on the game-far be it from them to admit tha their kids might've had a PROBLEM. Its just a video game and it isnt real. Overall one of the best games ever made, and since its release ther have been many Grand Theft Auto-style games that were much worse than GTA, but there was NO controversy, but whenever a GTA game comes out they have a prob. So. protesters, FUCK YOU.

That hooker did me and took my money!! I'll just run her skanky ass over and take my cash back!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003

skyline

a great japanese sports car built originally as a station wagon by the prince motor company in 1955. as prince merged with with Nissan, it tranformed. In 1968, the GT-R model made its debut,and it produced 160hp. The currnet R-34 model has a 2.6 liter DOHC inline-6 twin turbo motor that pushes out 280hp. These were never marketed in America, although you can buy one(EXPENSIVE). Nissan has now stopped production of these beautiful machines because of the 350-Z takeover.

dude! do you sell crack?? how did you afford that skyline?!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 28, 2003

hicks

Texans, mostly. Also most southerners.

the Texan did not wear shoes or do laundry becuase he is a hick.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003