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Whiskey Bent

Feeling a need to become intoxicated with whiskey in order to ease one’s sorrows and heartache.
"Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put old Jim Beam in my hand
'cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart' cause that'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound"-Hank Williams Jr
by OneBadAsp November 1, 2006
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Father Fucker

Vulgar Slang, based on the word "Mother Fucker". Used in refference to a person who is attracted to men who are much older then they are (old enough to be their father).
Lee was called a father fucker.
by OneBadAsp November 7, 2008
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Expanding Universe

The fleeing of galaxies from each other in the aftermath of the Big Bang.
We live in an expanding universe.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Frosted

1.To be decked out in shiny and sparkling jewelry.
2.To have parts of one’s hair lightened, typically the tips. Similar to highlights.
3.To be high on stimulants.
4.To be angry.
5.To have a white glaze over, such as frosted glass or frosted donuts.
1. Alexandria sure looks frosted to night with all those sparkling diamonds.
2. Pat looks as if he got his hair frosted.
3. John is getting himself frosted on drugs.
4. Howard became frosted at the site of his wrecked car.
6. You can't see clearly though frosted glass.
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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Georgia Cracker

A native to the State of Georgia whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Nice Guys Finish Last

A saying that “Nice Guys” use to explain why they don’t have a girlfriend. Being too stupid to realize the real reason is because they are feel sorry for themselves and blame others for their lack of success in life, not because they are “too nice”. See Nice Guy.
Men who say “nice guys finish last” almost always seem to follow it up with how women enjoy being treated like shit showing their true misogynistic colors.
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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Environmentalist Wacko

A slur used by conservatives and/or people who enjoy destroying the environment in the name of progress against people who believe in protecting the environment and saving the Earth for future generations.
Howard called me an environmentalist wacko because I believe that the Redwoods shouldn't be cut down.
by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006
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