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Caique

A medium sized parrot from the Amazon rainforest which comes in two species, White Bellied and Black Headed. Both look as if they are wearing outfits: yellow or orange pants, white shirt, green jacket and a orange or black hat.

The Caique is an attractive parrot who is surprisingly destructive for it’s size and can be rather noisy. However they are extremely tame, highly social birds and can make excellent pets. They live for about 40 years.

The Caique is a very sweet parrot.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Cooties

Imaginary infestations of the truly un-cool.

Ew, get away from me, you have cooties!

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

Quantum Foam

Tiny, foam-like distortions of space-time at the level of the Planck length. If we could peer into the fabric of space time at the Planck length, we would see tiny bubbles and wormholes, with a foam-like appearance.

Our universe may have been born out of a sea of quantum foam.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

I don't like you in that way

A nice girl’s way of trying to spare your male fragile ego instead of saying flat out that they don’t like you and probably want you to leave them alone.

Nice Guy: So do you like want to go on a date with me friday night? *man I really want a piece of that ass*

Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*

by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006

Name Addict

Also known as a Baby Name Addict. Someone who is obsessed with looking up names, seeing what their definitions are, making lists to name possible future children, and so forth. This person tends to have a bookshelf full of Baby Name Books.

Marie was a name addict to the point where she ended up changing her name legally because she found a name she liked better.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Gibber

To speak nervously in a incomprehensibly fast, jumbled and inarticulate manner.

He can barely gibber his way through a conversation with a woman.

by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006

White Lightning

1. Very high proof Moonshine. Borders on being 200 proof; it's pure grain alcohol and is illegal. White Lightning is the subject of a hit George Jones song.

2. White Lightning is also a term for LSD.

1. "Well I asked my old pappy why he called his brew,
White lightning 'stead of mountain dew,
I took a little sip and right away I knew,
As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue!
Lightnin' started flashin' and thunder started crashin'
Shhhoooh . . . white lightning!" -George Jones

2. Suzy was tripping on White Lighting.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006