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Walmex

The name Walmart goes by in Mexico.
Walmex and Walmart are the same store, just with different names.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Walmart

The largest retailer in the world, the second largest corporation in the world and now the largest grocery and toy retailer in the USA. When Wal-Mart moves into an area it creates traffic problems and environmental problems. Is known for its bad public relations, slave wages and benefits that match, predatory pricing, use of cheap foreign labor to produce it’s goods in countries such as China, Korea, Philippines, Malaysia, Cambodia, Thailand, and Vietnam, and often employing illegal immigrants for dirt cheap wages here in the USA…all the while advertising it’s phony patriotism.

Known for its large box like appearance and super massive parking lots with no trees. Walmart is crowded with people who do not have the best hygiene and are often overweight due to the excessive junk food they purchase at Walmart. Perhaps one of the worst things Walmart does is to move into an area, drive out all other businesses and then close down, leaving the area decimated.
Walmart is the single largest importer of foreign produced good in the USA. So I guess that’s what they mean when they say in their commercials “Bringing it home to the USA”?
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Lickety Split

Another word for going down on a woman. To get some lickety split is to eat pussy.
Lickety Split is also the title of a lesbian porn movie.
by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006
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Scalawag

A scumbag and a traitor. First used during the reconstruction era South for White Southerners who supported the Carpet Baggers.
"You're nothing but a dirty scalawag", said Henry.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Caique

A medium sized parrot from the Amazon rainforest which comes in two species, White Bellied and Black Headed. Both look as if they are wearing outfits: yellow or orange pants, white shirt, green jacket and a orange or black hat.

The Caique is an attractive parrot who is surprisingly destructive for it’s size and can be rather noisy. However they are extremely tame, highly social birds and can make excellent pets. They live for about 40 years.
The Caique is a very sweet parrot.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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Quantum Foam

Tiny, foam-like distortions of space-time at the level of the Planck length. If we could peer into the fabric of space time at the Planck length, we would see tiny bubbles and wormholes, with a foam-like appearance.
Our universe may have been born out of a sea of quantum foam.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Cooties

Imaginary infestations of the truly un-cool.
Ew, get away from me, you have cooties!
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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