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Name

A name is a label used to identify a person, place, or thing. It can be given to you by someone else or one you've chosen for yourself.

In the case of people, your name is one of the most important things your have both in terms of reputation and how you feel about yourself. Having a name you loathe can have very negative effects on your self-esteem, health, and success in this world; and likewise having a name you love has positive effects. If you are going though life with a name you can’t stand, you should change it to something you like. The bottom line is, it’s your name and you have to live with it, other people don’t.
Ruth didn't like her name so she changed it to Alex.
by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006
mugGet the Namemug.

Truckle

To yield lamely or obsequiously.
I told you not to truckle to that salesmen's pitch! Now look, you have payed way too much for a computer that you could have gotten elsewhere for half the price.
by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006
mugGet the Trucklemug.

Canuding

The act of canoeing down a river in the nude.
Ruthie and Eric used to enjoy canuding.
by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006
mugGet the Canudingmug.

Nice Guy

A badge of martyrdom. Men who spend their most of their time whining about how women “just want to date jerks”. Oblivious to the fact that no one finds people who feel sorry for themselves attractive, much less people who blame others for their lack of success. Most self proclaimed “nice guys” are just as self-centered and misogynistic as the jerks they gripe about, they are just much more spineless. To stupid to figure why women don’t find them attractive, they conclude that in order to get laid they must treat a woman like shit.

They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them.

The sort of man who will give my definition a thumbs down. :)
Nice Guy: Why don’t women date nice guys like me?
Honest Girl: Because, you have no self-esteem and you have to blame other’s for your problems.
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
mugGet the Nice Guymug.

Sex on the beach

On the West coast, a drink consisting of vodka, peach schapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. On the East coast, a drink consisting of melon liqueur and pineapple juice.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
mugGet the Sex on the beachmug.

Lickety Split

Another word for going down on a woman. To get some lickety split is to eat pussy.
Lickety Split is also the title of a lesbian porn movie.
by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006
mugGet the Lickety Splitmug.

Scalawag

A scumbag and a traitor. First used during the reconstruction era South for White Southerners who supported the Carpet Baggers.
"You're nothing but a dirty scalawag", said Henry.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
mugGet the Scalawagmug.

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