Definitions by omegastrike
Cellphone popo
The coworkers at your job that take it upon themselves to prosecute those who do not abide by the no-cellphone policy.
Cellphone popo by omegastrike June 8, 2011
bfflab
best friends for life and beyond. Similar to bff , except this is beyond what we can possibly imagine as forever.
Ive never had a real bfflab, people tend to piss me off eventually and i take them off my bfflab list.
bfflab by omegastrike October 21, 2010
Peen builder
A guy who becomes obssessed with body building as a way of distracting himself from his lack there of below the belt.
My buddy Jason is a Peen builder, he goes to the gym like every day. I think he has confidence issues with his manhood.
Peen builder by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
payday mooch
A person who is unemployed and lazy. They survive by keeping track of friends and relatives paydays, in hopes to mooch some cash from them for cigarettes, beer and painpills ( you know, their basic necessities).
I hate payday anymore, there is always atleast one payday mooch trying to hit me up for some quick cash. They always say they will pay me back but "I keep giving and I just ain't been getting ".
payday mooch by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
Blackholed
The sick-to-gut feeling you get when your favorite radio station plays soundgarden's blackhole sun song way too much.
OMFG! I am so blackholed! If I hear blackhole sun one more time im gonna puke all over my steering wheel !
Blackholed by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
social branding
When someone gets a tattoo, piercing, crazy haircut, or any other fashion addition as a lame attempt to fit in socially.
Ex 1 : Jason got his social branding when he got his penis pierced so he would fit in with his buddies down at the Blue Oyster bar.
Ex 2 : When Chuck started hanging out with the biker crowd he gave himself a social branding by having Harley tattoos plastered to his arms.
Ex 2 : When Chuck started hanging out with the biker crowd he gave himself a social branding by having Harley tattoos plastered to his arms.
social branding by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
urban dictionary battle
OMG! Jason has 6 urban words published now. Harry only has 4, but from the way he works the urban dictionary battle I bet he has an ace up his sleeve : )
urban dictionary battle by Omegastrike September 5, 2010