Welshman's prick

Short and thick, so 'tis said, a chud.
What size dowel do you need?

A Welshman's prick.
by octopod May 01, 2005
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Captain Pissgums

The leader of the "pervert pirates" in S. Clay Wilson's comix.
Captain Pissgums had an immense knurled rod.
by octopod November 24, 2003
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popery

Old fashioned pejorative term for Catholicism, still in use in Northern Ireland.
"No Popery!" screamed the Rev. Paisley.
by octopod February 18, 2004
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Sod the Frogs

(British) Tell Jean-Pierre here to pick up the soap. See cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
You British, you are soo vool-GAIRE!
Ahh, sod the Frogs.
by octopod November 24, 2003
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bala busteh

An expert housekeeper; by extension, an expert at other things. Fr. Hebrew or Aramaic via Yiddish.
That Hillary can bake cookies, but she's no bala busteh!
by Octopod November 08, 2003
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graybar motel

Hotel, schmotel, the Waldorf Astoria it ain't.
by Octopod November 06, 2003
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