Definitions by notarealperson111

squidward tennisballs

Squidward Tennisballs is a cashier and employee at the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom. He dislikes his two neighbors, Patrick Square and Spongebill Roundpants. He enjoys fine dining and art, and plays the clarinet.

"Hey, have you heard of Squidward Tennisballs?"
"You mean tentacles?

squidward tennisballs by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021

ploopy

oh god... he said it
HE SAID PLOOPY
OH NO RUN CALL THE COPS
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

"stop bullying me"
"or what?"
"ploopy"
"woah woah, alright there"

ploopy by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021

villager news 

The news that we can trust.

"Villager number 14 is on the scene."
*insert theme here* villager news

villager news by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021

but if you close your eyes 

does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

but if you close your eyes,
does it almost feel like nothing changed at all,

and if you close your eyes,

but if you close your eyes by notarealperson111 January 13, 2021

rbreach

roblox game where you either spawn in as a regular MTF unit and get blown up by SCPs, go have fun causing minor terrorism as an SCP, or have a cold war in SCP-914 as a foundation or class-d

"hey wanna play rBreach?"
"sure man, just for the nostalgia"

rbreach by notarealperson111 January 13, 2021

Express Man 

The enemy of Local Man, does really casual stuff

"Express Man does normal stuff, wow we have a slow news day"

Express Man by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021

Local Man

A great competitor to Florida Man, except it's older and wiser, usually from the United States

Local Man dive bombs skull into McDonalds sign, survives and punches chicken nuggets
"what the hell"

Local Man by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021