rbreach

roblox game where you either spawn in as a regular MTF unit and get blown up by SCPs, go have fun causing minor terrorism as an SCP, or have a cold war in SCP-914 as a foundation or class-d

"hey wanna play rBreach?"
"sure man, just for the nostalgia"

by notarealperson111 January 13, 2021

abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

by notarealperson111 December 08, 2020

Moyang

Apparently the correct pronunciation for "Mojang"

"Mojang created Minecraft"
"No, it's Moyang you stupid idiot"

by notarealperson111 January 02, 2021

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer

instructions unclear, put the computer in the CD

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer

by notarealperson111 March 10, 2021

but if you close your eyes

does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

but if you close your eyes,
does it almost feel like nothing changed at all,

and if you close your eyes,

by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021

George Washingmachine

no.
just no.

George Washingmachine was the first president of the washing machine club

by notarealperson111 December 14, 2020

Uno Reverse Card

Top 10 weapons too dangerous that they're illegal in all countries

"Sir you got shot by a criminal"
*shows uno reverse card*
"Yeah, I shot that guy so hard- WHAT THE"

by notarealperson111 January 16, 2021