abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

by notarealperson111 December 08, 2020

Rev up those fryers

Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again!
Can't you see we're closed?

You better rev up those fryers, because I am sure hungry for one- HELP HELP!

by notarealperson111 December 08, 2020

Take a Greg

What would happen if Greg Heffley was named after a body function.

"Yo ima take a Greg!"

by notarealperson111 November 24, 2020

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer

instructions unclear, put the computer in the CD

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer

by notarealperson111 March 10, 2021

Subway

People will mistake you for talking about the restaurant Subway.

Hey Bob, I'm gonna go to the subway station.
"I didn't know they had a station for a sandwich store?"

by notarealperson111 October 27, 2020

sus

red

Hahaahahaha among us red sus funny NOW LAUGH OR I WILL EAT YOUR ORGANS hahah dark joke laugh plz im begging you

by notarealperson111 February 01, 2021

lol

Locker of Losers

You were expecting a genuine definition of lol? Well, you get a BFDI reference instead!

by notarealperson111 December 29, 2020