Definitions by not-a-cult-leader

THOT USER 

A THOT user is someone who sounds like this: Yo dat ho be bitching on my shit man, I bee like WAAA yo u mess wit me you get what you get bich, Fuck U stank ass hood rat, I bee poppen on dat shit like U dontt nuw muy shit THOT A non THOT user sounds more like this: I most indubitably postulate the lady beside the Chiffonier to be a THOT.

"I hate hanging out with that guy, he is such a THOT user"

THOT USER by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018

Danish 

Literally, NO ONE KNOWS!

I cant use Danish in a sentence, but I think it's around here.

Danish by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018

Squad 

A squad is what assholes refer to as their group of friends. Not to be confused with squad goals, which is what white people say when they think they have friends, but no one with any friends has ever said that.

"Yo, me and my squad gonna do some shit tonight."
"My squad got: Barry B Benson, Bye man, Nagasuckysuckyfivedorrar, BofA. D. Da bi bye man, whomst real name is Bye man but we already got a bye man so this one is called the bi bye man cuz he is also bi, T. apedat flex, da Buyby Mann with two n's because the bye bye man with one N is the bi bye man, Jankeyer Juses, and Dabyebyeman. Jr. Whos real name is Dabyebyeman but since we already got a bi bye man we had his dad change his name to Dabyebyeman so Dabyebyeman Jr. would be different from da Bi bye man."

"Alright, bye bye, man."

Squad by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018

Pillow Tugging 

When you tug someones Shlong but its soft

I tried to jerk off but I just ended up pillow tugging

Pillow Tugging by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017

Indiana frog spotter 

When you really dunk, and you think your having sex with a women, but you wake up the next day and its a frog from Indiana.

I was so wasted, I did an Indiana frog spotter

Indiana frog spotter by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017

School house rocking 

When you and yo girl are having sex, but you forgot an old grammar lesson, and she makes up a catchy song as she climaxes.

I was School House Rocking this chick last night.

School house rocking by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017