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A squad is what assholes refer to as their group of friends. Not to be confused with squad goals, which is what white people say when they think they have friends, but no one with any friends has ever said that.
"Yo, me and my squad gonna do some shit tonight."
"My squad got: Barry B Benson, Bye man, Nagasuckysuckyfivedorrar, BofA. D. Da bi bye man, whomst real name is Bye man but we already got a bye man so this one is called the bi bye man cuz he is also bi, T. apedat flex, da Buyby Mann with two n's because the bye bye man with one N is the bi bye man, Jankeyer Juses, and Dabyebyeman. Jr. Whos real name is Dabyebyeman but since we already got a bi bye man we had his dad change his name to Dabyebyeman so Dabyebyeman Jr. would be different from da Bi bye man."
"Alright, bye bye, man."
"My squad got: Barry B Benson, Bye man, Nagasuckysuckyfivedorrar, BofA. D. Da bi bye man, whomst real name is Bye man but we already got a bye man so this one is called the bi bye man cuz he is also bi, T. apedat flex, da Buyby Mann with two n's because the bye bye man with one N is the bi bye man, Jankeyer Juses, and Dabyebyeman. Jr. Whos real name is Dabyebyeman but since we already got a bi bye man we had his dad change his name to Dabyebyeman so Dabyebyeman Jr. would be different from da Bi bye man."
"Alright, bye bye, man."
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
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It is most commonly used by people who sound like this"Yo dat ho be bitching on my shit man, I bee like WAAA yo u mess wit me you get what you get bich, Fuck U stank ass hood rat, I bee poppen on dat shit like U dontt nuw muy shit THOT.
It is most commonly used by people who sound like this"Yo dat ho be bitching on my shit man, I bee like WAAA yo u mess wit me you get what you get bich, Fuck U stank ass hood rat, I bee poppen on dat shit like U dontt nuw muy shit THOT.
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
Get the THOT mug.Similar to a baked sale, a baked sai is a bake sale in which everyone is high and also is on a boat.
A. Did you hear about the baked sail week?
B. No
A. I was like tripping balls and we donated about 15$ to help fight cancer. And we were on a boat.
B. How much did it cost?
A. About 500$, and the cush was about 1,500$
B. Are you KIDDING ME? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DONATE THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE
A. Because then I wouldn't have been able to say it was a baked sail
B. when are you gonna grow up and get a job?
A.You think you're better than me because you got accepted into college?
B. I overheard Clair tell my mom that she wishes I was her son and not you
A. No, you didn't
B. I did too, she said that all you ever do is spend the rest of your dad's life insurance
A. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY!
B. Soon the life insurance money is gonna whare out and your gonna have to face reality
A. At least my girlfriend doesn't sleep with the whole fucking town
B. TAKE THAT BACK
A. she is probably cheating on you right now!
B. Your mom said she wishes it was you instead of Bill
A. I fucked Sally
B. You did not you lying cunt
A. Yeah, here's her texts to me
B. You son of a bitch, ILL KILL YOU BASTERED!
A.where did you, get that knife?
B. DIE YOU JACKASS!
B. Oh no, what have I done? I have just committed a murder. I'm going to prison, My girlfriend, my house, my life, it's gone. Life is not worth living anymore. My girlfriend cheated on me, I killed my best friend, and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life in prison. I cant live like this. *cuts wrist.
B. No
A. I was like tripping balls and we donated about 15$ to help fight cancer. And we were on a boat.
B. How much did it cost?
A. About 500$, and the cush was about 1,500$
B. Are you KIDDING ME? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DONATE THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE
A. Because then I wouldn't have been able to say it was a baked sail
B. when are you gonna grow up and get a job?
A.You think you're better than me because you got accepted into college?
B. I overheard Clair tell my mom that she wishes I was her son and not you
A. No, you didn't
B. I did too, she said that all you ever do is spend the rest of your dad's life insurance
A. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY!
B. Soon the life insurance money is gonna whare out and your gonna have to face reality
A. At least my girlfriend doesn't sleep with the whole fucking town
B. TAKE THAT BACK
A. she is probably cheating on you right now!
B. Your mom said she wishes it was you instead of Bill
A. I fucked Sally
B. You did not you lying cunt
A. Yeah, here's her texts to me
B. You son of a bitch, ILL KILL YOU BASTERED!
A.where did you, get that knife?
B. DIE YOU JACKASS!
B. Oh no, what have I done? I have just committed a murder. I'm going to prison, My girlfriend, my house, my life, it's gone. Life is not worth living anymore. My girlfriend cheated on me, I killed my best friend, and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life in prison. I cant live like this. *cuts wrist.
by not-a-cult-leader May 4, 2018
Get the Baked sail mug.(PrenouncedMois-ten-i-zing). An adjective that describes a noun that makes things very moist. yeah. I like moist. It, even more, moisterising with accent marks. mòïšt. Møìšt îś vårÿ môïštęńīśįñg tô śâÿ.
I have a vary moistenising keyboard. Please, come to my basement, its very moistenising. Officer͡° ͜ʖ ͡°, these are my children, they are vary moistenising. î ñęvér brökê óūt ãf ā moistenising cèłł, stôlę å çömpùtër ãńd púbłīšhėd mÿ wørd ín Ūrbâñ Dïçtīœńārÿ.
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