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Black Sabbath

Lame korn wannabes. I foolishy listened to this pile of dirt cruelly passed off as "music" because I heard it was good metal. What a dumb idea. Black Sabbath are lame Metallica wannabes too! These talentless copycats stole riffs from "St. Anger" and "Death Magnetic" and put it on their lame albums like they created them! Fucking scumbag faggots.
Skip these Black Sabbath hacks and listen to REAL metal like: Saosin, Korn, Metallica, Disturbed, Slipknot, Three Days Grace, The Used and Puddle Of Mudd.
by not found [Error 404] August 5, 2009
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epic fail

Jim Morrison's "poetry".
Jim Morrison's poetry is epic failure.
by not found [Error 404] April 25, 2009
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Kathy Griffin

ugly and unfunny redheaded bitch who thinks she's funny but she's not. she is so damn obnoxious omg i want to strangle her.
i hate that stupid kathy griffin GOD DAMN
by not found [Error 404] June 26, 2009
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By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009
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Chocolate Adolf Hitler

Barack Obama

Both Hitler and Obama were confronted with an Economic Crisis. Obama has moved forward with the Nationalization of the Major Industries in this nation as his Answer. First Banking. Now Auto. Next Healthcare. How is this any different than Hitler's solution which was to do the same thing?
Obama is running in the worst economic times known to us since the Great Depression. Hitler did the same thing with the same answers to his economy that Obama has for our economy. Spread the wealth. They both were treated like celebrities in their countries. Are we repeating history? Barack Obama seems like the Chocolate Adolf Hitler.
by not found [Error 404] June 5, 2009
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hair metal

Is a bunch of bullshit. Repetitive and watered down rock n' roll from the mid to late 80's.

Hair "metal" "musicians" consisted of young bratty slackers that dressed in drag and pitifully lacked in musical talent and creativity; these so called "musicians" really weren't musicians at all, rather they were not in it for the music; but for the money, women, drugs, rockstar image and fame that came along with it. In truth these slackers couldn't give two turds for the music they created, the only reason being these slackers joined rock bands was to follow the popular trend and become famous, sleeping there way to the top without any real effort.

see also: glam metal, arena rock
Wouldn't it be funny? Like, wouldn't it be absolutely fucking hilarious, if like, some former famous Hair metalhead happend to stumble upon this website, look up "hair metal" and blush in embarrassment at all the definitions bashing hair metal, knowing that they were once a part of all that shit?
by not found [Error 404] August 10, 2007
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