Definitions by northbot

snog shock

shock from learning conceptually that America lacks snogging, especially the non-alcohol-catalyzed snog, in social custom and setting.

He's just hit snog shock and is a little jet lagged; I think we should just put some microwave tea beside him and leave him where he is for now.

snog shock by northbot May 29, 2026

Dimmer switch

An absolute fucking genius came up with a switch that respects the concept that the lighting in a room is not just a binary state while also taking into account the knowledge that the amount in a quantitative manner nor remembering the labelling of all those possibilities of lighting outside of it being contextually significant is all that useful.

I adjusted the dimmer switch so that my lighting matched my desired mood the night.

Dimmer switch by northbot May 26, 2026

blistercherry

Especially in middle age, like 30's or 40's, it becomes statistically more likely that you have an STD rather than not. Tradition shifts from preservation to busting this sacred fruit.

I'm going to a board game event at a craft beer establishment to bust some innocent's blistercherry.

blistercherry by northbot May 26, 2026

Road testing

A round of scientific dry humping (preferably in spanks but it is possible in jeans) to determine whether course correction is necessary or whether the problem is if you personally still have it.

My husband have and I have an arrangement that road testing is kosher.

Road testing by northbot May 26, 2026

Thirst mascot

N. The persona of pre-op transgender whose outward appearance in this state is sexually attractive.

Jeff was a worked for Dallas Cowboys as a thirst mascot. His crowd control at half-time shows is possibly attributed to mystique and arguable nature as a forbidden fruit, depending on whose wife you talk to.

Thirst mascot by northbot May 10, 2026

double venus fly trap

n. A rare and legendary flora only known in vague description. Legends warn that if ones travels are to come to an end, this is a possible sighted omen.

I was on a lion hunt in the Serengeti when I happened upon a double venus fly trap. It was as if it spoke to me through telepathy. I gained an everlasting sweat upon my brow and jumped on the nearest ship home, only to find out my wife had left me for a lad she'd been secretly writing letters to in Massachusetts.

double venus fly trap by northbot May 1, 2026

Tour snatch

n. A state and unit of time a rockstar has been on tour without showering while in the everlasting pursuit of love.

"I hold the town record for withstanding 3 month tour snatch while at coachella."

Tour snatch by northbot May 1, 2026