Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.
Rick: Hey, Jake?
Jake: Yeah?
Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.
Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.
Jake: Yeah?
Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.
Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.
by norTnoJ January 25, 2017
Alex: Did Dave fix the Hole in his Bedroom Door, yet?
Jake: No, and as a result, I caught him Masturbating... I must say, his Dickgrip is BRUTAL...
Alex: Do I even wanna know?
Jake: No, and as a result, I caught him Masturbating... I must say, his Dickgrip is BRUTAL...
Alex: Do I even wanna know?
by norTnoJ September 01, 2016
A euphemism for sexual intercourse.
The name itself stems from the "Lenny Face" meme, which has suggestive origins in it's own right.
The name itself stems from the "Lenny Face" meme, which has suggestive origins in it's own right.
Fred: Hey, Dave?
Dave: Yeah?
Fred: How did your date go, last night?
Dave: Oh, we chatted, had a couple of Drinks, and later, we ended up Lennying.
Fred: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave: Yeah?
Fred: How did your date go, last night?
Dave: Oh, we chatted, had a couple of Drinks, and later, we ended up Lennying.
Fred: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by norTnoJ December 06, 2016
An annoying Cunt is someone who disregards the "Inside Jokes" or "Naming" rules of UrbanDictionary, and spam the fucking system. Therefore, most of the people on UrbanDictionary are Annoying Cunts.
Voter: Let's see here... Jerkmobile, huh? Nice. David? Fuck David and everyone who looks like David! Annoying Cunt!
by norTnoJ January 25, 2017