Lumber

A word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.
1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?

2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.

3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.
by noodles April 03, 2003
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brick

the opposite of gem. something that sucks or is horrible. Bad.
-Dont be such a brick!
-Benzie is an absolute brick.
by noodles May 27, 2004
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fuzzy-wuzzy

Very cute, fuzzy and possibly baby-talk.
similar to Moo
ooga wooga fuzzy-wuzzy bunny-wunny!
by Noodles April 21, 2005
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pornography

I will now go and look at/watch/view pornography.
by Noodles February 20, 2003
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oontz botz

Originally derived from the noise one would make when trying to emulate a Techno song. Modified to describe something very good. Usually used in the verb form. 'oontz' and 'botz' are both interchangeable and pairable.
-Hes absolutely oontzing it today.
-He just completely botzed it, yes!
-Yeah, they oontz-botzed it, it was awesome.
by noodles May 27, 2004
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bonosaurus

1.Slang term for boner, or erection.
2.What i get when i look at your mom.
3.object obtained when a woman performs the wordho stretch/word.
1. Agh, get yo mutha fuggin bonosaurus out of my face its gonna give me nightmares!

2. Whoa, you see that ho-stretch? That thing's givin me a bonosaurus.
by noodles April 03, 2003
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zeus

Father of Apollo on Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, ZEUS! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

Die Hard With a Vengeance (aka 3)
I'm gonna go all out zeus on you bitch!

and Judas Priest rocks! FUCK ALL UR PUSSY RAP SHIT!
by NooDLES October 14, 2004
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