noodle's definitions

Widge

UK English Primary school word for penis - even more childish than willy.

Can be lengthened to widgy if you want.

"Miss, Miss - I fell over and hurt my widge."

by Noodle May 16, 2005

belsk

Word used in the north of England which simply means a bell-end. Can be used also as an insult.

"My belsk is purple."
"You are a right belsk."

by Noodle May 17, 2005

noddle

its like a nodle but shorter

im gonna have sum noddle for dinner

by noodle September 8, 2003

Meugh

A verbal shrug

1.Used when lacking effort to say anything substantial/ when miserable/tired of conversation.

2. Replaces 'i can't be bothered'

Al: 'Comin out tonight Sal?'
Sal:'meugh'

Teacher: 'What does belug bwlah blah..?'
Sal: 'meugh'

by Noodle February 8, 2004

Goombar

Derogatory term for a Chinese man. Usually one with bad clothes and unkempt hair, who acts in a manner that reflects lack of social skills. (Derived from the Chinese term "Ge-mer" meaning "buddies" and mispronounced by Dr. Clark Guilliams.)

Some goombar butted inline while I waited for the bus.

by Noodle December 11, 2003

The Sims Online

A totally new concept, that uses radical ideas such as 'chatting' 'online' and the underground PC game 'The Sims ©' to create a wonderful haven of paedophiles, 11 year old girls, and 49 year old men pretending to be 11 year old girs/paedophiles

"omf a/s/l?? u wanna go and cyberz on "The Sims© Online" i kno a gr8 plase were dez dis brothel run by diz 14 yer old grl! lamofrol!!1one *snort*"

-communication ended

by Noodle December 17, 2003

gav

to be gay, in the most homo of forms

also known to the french as " Le poofta"

im am homo, call me GAV

by noodle March 6, 2003