Urban Dictionary: Definitions by nonsequitur

plug

an adult toy one sticks in their butt.

hey carl, let me borrow your butt plug...

plug by nonsequitur September 23, 2022

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Old-school Chicago street slang. Used as a term of endearment, such as "good friend" or non-relational "brother".

Heyyyyyyy, Beezo! Slap me some skiiiiiiiinnnnnnn... (insert soulful high five here)

Beezo by nonsequitur June 5, 2018

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when you put your balls on a girls anus and she farts so they wobble.

she really knows how to give a good eggboiler!

eggboiler by nonsequitur December 18, 2012

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A part of the human anatomy that is consistently sweaty.

John: Man, my jerrit is sweaty today.
Jim: Your what is sweaty?
John: My jerrit. It's totally sweaty.

Jerrit by NonSequitur August 27, 2009

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A very silly person who is guilty of multiple acts of stupidity.

Did you see Jim fall down the stairs? What a schumlarken!

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A pair of large, bouncy, sumptuous breasts.

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Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

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