no1sandman's definitions

freeway lollygabbing

A vehicle traveling ten mph slower than the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway (a.k.a the fast lane) gabbing or texting on their cell phone with a line of vehicle behind them.

Driver: I HATE THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME. I can't get by and I see them on their cell. I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER.

Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.

Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!

by no1sandman November 22, 2014

grumpalumpagous

a grouchy, discontented, ill tempered person, particularly someone who chooses to be unhappy

Man, you would think that rich retired geezer would be nicer but he's a real grumpalumpagous. If I were you, I'd steer clear of him.

by no1sandman April 17, 2016

SPODS

Stupid Piece Of Dog Shit, similar to PODS but a really stupid individual.

Dude did you see that idiot run that guy off the road?!? He's such a SPODS.

by no1sandman October 9, 2014

bullmularky

Expression of disbelief to an outrageous statement. Calling bullshit in a semi-nice way.

Guy: And then I stood up and told that asshole where he could shove......
Gal: That's total bullmularky. I was there and you just cowered.

by no1sandman March 1, 2018

got my hackles up

to become irritated, angry, or irate about a particular subject. to bristle at a disagreeable suggestion, request, or order.

That imbecile got my hackles up telling me I was wrong about who I voted for. What a frigging libtard.

by no1sandman September 4, 2017

brain fart

momentary mental lapse as when you see someone familiar but forgot their name the instant you were going to say hello

Lover 1 Susan: Oh John that was sooo good!

Lover 2 John: Ohhh yeah, uh, rats I just had a brain fart. Damn what's your name again?

by no1sandman August 1, 2010

contextation

an extended texting session between two people substituting for a real conversation.

dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.

dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?

dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.

by no1sandman November 7, 2010