green around the gills

The pasty pallor a person gets when a wave of nausea hits them characterized by paleness in the cheeks and lips, half lidded eyes, and lethargy. Often associated with overindulgence and pre-puke drools. Can also be used to describe motion sickness as in sea sickness or car sickness.

dude 1: Ughhh, I shouldn't have shot all those jagermeisters.

dude 2: Yeah but that fifth of wild turkey didn't help. You're definitely green around the gills.

dude 1: Ohhh gawd I'm gonna hurl!

by no1sandman March 20, 2010

trailer gas

Foul bowel gas that follows the producer once emitted.

Dude 1: Sorry man. I did it outside. (rolling down the window as he gets in the car).

Dude 2: Oh wow, you got bad trailer gas. Let's get rolling so we can blow that out.

by no1sandman July 25, 2011

bullmularky

Expression of disbelief to an outrageous statement. Calling bullshit in a semi-nice way.

Guy: And then I stood up and told that asshole where he could shove......
Gal: That's total bullmularky. I was there and you just cowered.

by no1sandman March 01, 2018

SPODS

Stupid Piece Of Dog Shit, similar to PODS but a really stupid individual.

Dude did you see that idiot run that guy off the road?!? He's such a SPODS.

by no1sandman October 09, 2014

grumpalumpagous

a grouchy, discontented, ill tempered person, particularly someone who chooses to be unhappy

Man, you would think that rich retired geezer would be nicer but he's a real grumpalumpagous. If I were you, I'd steer clear of him.

by no1sandman April 17, 2016

easetexting

Reading someone’s private texts especially when it may be about them

I caught Robert easetexting my phone and he found out I was cheating on him with John.

by no1sandman September 12, 2021

got my hackles up

to become irritated, angry, or irate about a particular subject. to bristle at a disagreeable suggestion, request, or order.

That imbecile got my hackles up telling me I was wrong about who I voted for. What a frigging libtard.

by no1sandman September 04, 2017