Donald Duck

Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, that's who. Who never ever starts an argument, who never shows a bit of temperment? Who's never wrong, but always right? Who'd never dream of starting a fight? Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?

Donald Duck always gets screwed over by his friends and relatives.

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

The Brak Show

Hilarious cartoon on Cartoon Network Adult Swim featuring characters Brak and Zorak from Spaceghost. This show is one of a block of fine humorous cartoons, such as aqua teen hunger force and sealab 2021

Thunderclees in The Brak Show almost made me wet myself from laughter.

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

Lifetime

A depressing tv network which hurts women more than pure misogyny with its mindnumbing, predictable shows about women who get beaten, raped, abducted by aliens, committed to mental hospitals, sexually harassed, brainwashed, etc.

Do women who watch Lifetime ever leave the house, or are they afraid to?

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

Wolfgang Puck

chef who founded Spago, Trattoria del Lupo, and Chinois. He also has a show on the Food Network, which showcases his skills as well as his sexy accent.

She knew not whether she was drooling over Wolfgang Puck's food, or over the chef himself.

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

tastes like ass

foul, rancid, bitter, or otherwise unpleasant to the palate; disgusting; poor flavor

cook1: "Ugh, this stew tastes like ass."
cook2: "I'll say. It tastes like old cayenne pepper steeping in hot Guinness."
cook1: "I think I'm going to be sick."
cook2: "Me, too."

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

blows goats

intensely negative term which may be used to define a person, event, condition, object, or almost any noun. Something that sucks immensely. In extreme cases, the speaker may say, "leaves no goat unblown."

a)QT is a fine director, but his acting blows goats.
b)$42.50 for one-day admission?!?!?!!! That blows goats!
c)Saddam Hussein leaves no goat unblown.

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

a.m. stripper

a low-grade exotic dancer, usually not the most attractive dancer in the establishment, who performs for the hung-over, non-tipping patrons during morning hours.

The burnt-out, stretch-marked alcoholic can barely afford her skanky clothes with the meager wages of her a.m. stripper job.

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003