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BibleThumper

a) Self-righteous, irksome, delusional person who is infused with religous vanity and is prone to annoy others with their judgmental attitude.
b) person who is convinced he/she is going to heaven, despite the fact that he/she sucks to no end.
c) poor selection for a lover or roommate.
If I hear any more sermons from that friggin' biblethumper, I'm going to kick his self-righteous, unemployed ass right out of my apartment.
by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003
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tastes like ass

foul, rancid, bitter, or otherwise unpleasant to the palate; disgusting; poor flavor
cook1: "Ugh, this stew tastes like ass."
cook2: "I'll say. It tastes like old cayenne pepper steeping in hot Guinness."
cook1: "I think I'm going to be sick."
cook2: "Me, too."
by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003
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blows goats

intensely negative term which may be used to define a person, event, condition, object, or almost any noun. Something that sucks immensely. In extreme cases, the speaker may say, "leaves no goat unblown."
a)QT is a fine director, but his acting blows goats.
b)$42.50 for one-day admission?!?!?!!! That blows goats!
c)Saddam Hussein leaves no goat unblown.
by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003
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Marzipan

a) a confection made from almonds and sugar, used in baking or shaped, good dusted with cocoa
b) a fairylike character from the Nutcracker Suite
c) Homestar Runner's tofu-eating, overbearing, folk guitar-playing, houseplant-resurrecting girlfriend who resembles an elongated pink nipple in a bell-shaped purple skirt, topped by an "I Dream of Jeannie" ponytail.
The chocolate covered marzipan is fucking incredible.
The ballerina playing Marzipan was pretty.
"I didn't want to kill my pumpkin, so I left it on the vine. I even wrote a song about it: I left it on the vine, I left it on the vine..."
by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003
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a.m. stripper

a low-grade exotic dancer, usually not the most attractive dancer in the establishment, who performs for the hung-over, non-tipping patrons during morning hours.
The burnt-out, stretch-marked alcoholic can barely afford her skanky clothes with the meager wages of her a.m. stripper job.
by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003
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Donald Duck

Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, that's who. Who never ever starts an argument, who never shows a bit of temperment? Who's never wrong, but always right? Who'd never dream of starting a fight? Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
Donald Duck always gets screwed over by his friends and relatives.
by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003
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Wolfgang Puck

chef who founded Spago, Trattoria del Lupo, and Chinois. He also has a show on the Food Network, which showcases his skills as well as his sexy accent.
She knew not whether she was drooling over Wolfgang Puck's food, or over the chef himself.
by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003
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