nk 's definitions

penis

The tool of man. A paintbrush; a dancer; a lover; a hater; a fucker; a pleasure-mobile; the best.

I need my penis-in-a-jar back... its love making time!

by NK February 19, 2004

spaztastic

Shows hyperness like fantastic

That car is spaztastic

by Nk September 7, 2003

wino

homeless drunk?

<Saw it in one of John Grisham's Novels -- the one about the lawyer who after surviving a hostage situation involving a homeless person, quits his job and dedicates his life to working for the homeless>

by NK January 20, 2003

Soup

realy hot

"100 degres now thats soup!!"

by NK March 29, 2003

mortal kombat

A phrase shouted when battle between two martial artists is about to take place.

"Chao and Chi, step into the ring"
Contestants prepare to battle.
"...MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!"

by Nk April 26, 2003

ashburnham

a fucking small town in MA.

ashburnham is the gayest place ever, there nothing to do here. wtf

by NK February 7, 2005

daegor

To daegor - to fornicate with a dead goat.

He performed a Daegor on the goat.

by Nk April 26, 2003