jiz

Patrick Helton

Hey JIZ!

by nicole April 23, 2004

steve wright

a successful comedian whos humorous technique is to carry the expression of boredom on his face while he performs to make his act even funnier

"Years ago, I worked in a natural, organic health food store in Seattle, Washington. One day a man walked in and asked, 'If I can melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?' Two days later, I was fired for eating cotton candy and drinking straight Bosco on the job." -Steve Wright

by nicole April 20, 2004

cracker packin

A term used for loading up a car with a large amount of white people, not always used in a derogatory way.

How'd you get nine people into that Mustang?
We cracker packed it.

by Nicole November 07, 2004

tweed

abbreviated tumbleweed
strong marijuana

"We be smokin dat tweed till we fall in the grave." -Bone Thugs N Harmony

by Nicole April 05, 2004

rusty

when you havent done something in such a long time that you're not as good as you were before

man i havent played basketball in so long, i'm like wicked rusty

by Nicole February 21, 2004

lyddan

Synonymous with: Tina, Rick, "Fat Lard"

Multiple uses:
1. One who avoids the sun like the Bubonic Plague, yet always seems to be tan
2. One who overeats... way too much
3. One who can be seen doing a "step BUMP BUMP" when no one is looking
4. One who does gymnastics on regular household furniture
5. One who closely resembles a girl named Jenny from England

That person lives Alaska... but is always so dark... must be a lyddan.

Oh look, the lyddan over there is eating again!

Is that girl over there reciting the alphabet backwards?? What a lyddan!!!

That stupid lyddan ruined my couch on her triple axle vault!!!

Is that Jenny from England???? No.. it's just another lyddan...

by Nicole March 18, 2005

UHRINEK

A horrible, incompetent, high school physics teacher. He is usually mocked by his faithful students and typically called either: ur-a-dick or uremic. He rarely, if ever, makes sense and cracks corny jokes throughout class that only the mentally retarded can understand. He dances to rap and country in the wee hours of the morning and never (ever) teaches. Instead, he chooses to talk about completely non-related topics, such as Italy and school dances. He then, proceeds, to be a true asshole and give his classes take home tests that even the AP physics students could not figure out.

He is truly a one of a kind fucker.

Dude, UHRINEK was gyrating to Garth Brooks today.

Yeah? What else is new?

by Nicole December 20, 2004